MHA What If Request Post!

why the actual h*ck do I see more tumblr memes on pinterest than on LITERAL TUMBLR?!

What do the frogs think of the osemanverse?

And where would they get frog sizes books?

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Questions

So, um, funny story?

Minerva McGonagall named her kids Charlie, Oliver, and Tori.

Charlie, coincidentally, is currently dating a frog named Nichard (or Nick for short).

Tori is aroace.

Oliver is too young to date.

Frog Size Books are available at Barnes & Noble and a queer bookstore in downtown Chicago, LA, Seoul, Tokyo and London.

The frogs are nerds.

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

so, I'm re-reading the Harry Potter series. I just watched the films for the first time, and I keep seeing things that are like, "The books are better! Ginny has a personality! Harry is definitely at least bisexual!"

And also, you know, I'm writing a fanfic. But that's another thing.

I'm basically doing an in-depth re-read for character study purposes.

Things I've noticed:

Draco's less of an outright ass

Luna is awesome. Full stop.

The Weasley twins are absolutely iconic. The films did them so dirty.

Lee Jordan? Why is he not in the films? Also, I can't tell if he's Asian or not. He gives me Korean vibes (partially because of his name), but he might also be some flavour of African-American-British fuckery?

Snape is a jerk. He always was a jerk, but now I have more perspective.

I need to compile a playlist of songs that I think should have been in the movies. Like- I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace is so Drarry coded?

I fucking love Remus Lupin.

The fic I'm writing is gonna be epic.

yay! *giggles in adhd*

You are beautiful in your own, warped little way!

I'm A Weird Little Shit, Everyone.

Here is a list of my favorite ships. From ALL of the fandoms I'm in.

Genshin Impact

Albecrose

Kaeluc

Fischnett

Aeven

Zhongxiao (OTP)

Qingyun

Ninggbeidou

Kazuscara

Ittosara

Yaei

Ayathoma

Lumiyaka

Kavetham

Sethoscara (yes, I multiship)

Cynari

Clorinavia

Wriolette

Lionfish

Stardew Valley

Sebigail

Sebsam

Halex

My Hero Academia

Todosero

Katsudeku

Shinkami

Dabihawks

Togachako

Kamijiro

Tsukoyami

Miritama (OTP)

Kirimina

Erasermic

Nejiyuyu

Legend of Zelda

Sidlink (OTPPPP)

RevUrbosa (LEAVE ME ALONE THEY’RE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER)

fuck idk I just like sidlink

I have no idea what fandoms I’m in at this point. A few random ships that I like: Stucky, KeefTam (Teefe?), Gojeto? Getojo? (idk the fuckin ship name), Ratiorine, Bootgenti/Argenthill, Mozeqiu or Feiqiu, idk. Also MioShun bc harukaze no étranger is OTP forever.

this has been my ted talk.

No

just scrolled thru ur blog and read every one of your posts/replies in blitzø’s voice from helluva boss

get blitzø’d idiot

Please watch better things, man.

Meme this

Do it.

It’s too memeable not to.

if you’ve ever wondered how I look in real life, consider this:

Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, but with redder hair, blue eyes, a slightly more feminine body, and hates dogs. Cats are superior.

it is so funny how people send me hate being like "touch grass you soggy mf"

bitch i been touching grass i am a literal fantasy cosplayer

i literally have a six foot long wooden dowel that i use as a staff for twirly stick cardio

nature is my kingdom

i can tell different kinds of poison plants from just the shape of the berries

maybe you need to touch grass

idk

get some of that rage out

love yall