Shroomiethefrogwhisperer - I'm A Mushroom (on Indefinite Hiatus)

”Dude, stop being autistic.”

-My mom, to my ADHD brother when he’s being nitpicky

so, I'm re-reading the Harry Potter series. I just watched the films for the first time, and I keep seeing things that are like, "The books are better! Ginny has a personality! Harry is definitely at least bisexual!"

And also, you know, I'm writing a fanfic. But that's another thing.

I'm basically doing an in-depth re-read for character study purposes.

Things I've noticed:

Draco's less of an outright ass

Luna is awesome. Full stop.

The Weasley twins are absolutely iconic. The films did them so dirty.

Lee Jordan? Why is he not in the films? Also, I can't tell if he's Asian or not. He gives me Korean vibes (partially because of his name), but he might also be some flavour of African-American-British fuckery?

Snape is a jerk. He always was a jerk, but now I have more perspective.

I need to compile a playlist of songs that I think should have been in the movies. Like- I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace is so Drarry coded?

I fucking love Remus Lupin.

The fic I'm writing is gonna be epic.

I wholly believe that I could have a sitcom. Why? My life is both crappy and hilarious at the same time, also known as ✨️peak comedy✨️.

Characters include 1, Me: Asexual Teen Blogger Beginning Cosplayer Homeschooler, 2, My Weirdass Besties: A. Pansexual Gymnast with Mommy Issues, B. Heterosexual Dragon Enthusiast Introvert, and C. Genderfluid Chinese K-pop Stan who loves the band Ghost, 3, My Parents: Business Director Mom who is divorcing my Dad, ADHD DnD DM who is allergic to cats and yet pets every cat he sees, and 4, my Grandma: Old Christian lady who used to be a Seamstress who laughs at my mom and my sex jokes.

And featuring Siblings: Anger Issues Gamer who is currently obsessed with FNAF, and Feral Cat How To Train Your Dragon Obsessive Sociopath who has a hyperfixation on Squishmallows.

I need a title.

Okay, see, I understand now. And no, I don't sound like AI. AI sounds like me.

This isn't an insult but you write like an AI

Maybe I just have adhd but

W h u t

I have no idea what this means

I see the words on the screen

But understanding has left my brain

What the hell

My toxic trait is that I take my medicine without having eaten anything and then, when I feel like shit later, I wonder why I feel like shit.

my other little funny things

I'm not just on tumblr, as you may have guessed. I have AO3, Pinterest, Instagram (which I don't use very often, but still), Quotev, Wattpad, and... that's about it.

AO3: @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer

Pinterest: @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer under the name Shroomieeeeeeeeee

Quotev: @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer under the name Headcanon Generator Supreme

Wattpad: @AuraSaysRawr

I have forgotten my Instagram, so you guys'll just have to deal with it, but that's okay.

smiles, shroomie

I'm A Weird Little Shit, Everyone.

Here is a list of my favorite ships. From ALL of the fandoms I'm in.

Genshin Impact

Albecrose

Kaeluc

Fischnett

Aeven

Zhongxiao (OTP)

Qingyun

Ninggbeidou

Kazuscara

Ittosara

Yaei

Ayathoma

Lumiyaka

Kavetham

Sethoscara (yes, I multiship)

Cynari

Clorinavia

Wriolette

Lionfish

Stardew Valley

Sebigail

Sebsam

Halex

My Hero Academia

Todosero

Katsudeku

Shinkami

Dabihawks

Togachako

Kamijiro

Tsukoyami

Miritama (OTP)

Kirimina

Erasermic

Nejiyuyu

Legend of Zelda

Sidlink (OTPPPP)

RevUrbosa (LEAVE ME ALONE THEY’RE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER)

fuck idk I just like sidlink

I have no idea what fandoms I’m in at this point. A few random ships that I like: Stucky, KeefTam (Teefe?), Gojeto? Getojo? (idk the fuckin ship name), Ratiorine, Bootgenti/Argenthill, Mozeqiu or Feiqiu, idk. Also MioShun bc harukaze no étranger is OTP forever.

this has been my ted talk.

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: The Crystalline Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Tskio Aioru Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst, LOTS of violence, Original Series, hybrid races, Fantasy, Sci-Fi Series: Part 1 of The Crystalline Trilogy Summary:

Book One of the Crystalline Trilogy.

This isn't an insult but you write like an AI

Maybe I just have adhd but

W h u t

I have no idea what this means

I see the words on the screen

But understanding has left my brain

What the hell

What are the frogs' opinions on Toads? Do they live together or considered seperate? Can they marry?

Hooooooo. This is a very loaded question. I'll try to simplify as much as I can, though.

So there are two opinions on this. The Technically Correct But Still Bigoted Opinion and the Woke Opinion.

The Technically Correct But Still Bigoted Opinion is that no, Frogs and Toads should not mate because they are different species (the reason it's Bigoted is because most Frogs of this opinion are racist and classist, meaning they think that Frogs should be the dominant amphibian class).

The Woke Opinion is that Frogs and Toads can and should mate because diversity. And it doesn't make weird hybrid species things.

I personally prefer the Woke Opinion, but it's a divided issue.