[On The Phone]

Seungmin: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Chan: *whisper* Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Felix, creeping up behind chan: Because i have small hands...

Chan, still whispering: Because he has small hands...

Minho: Maybe, only cats can become ghost. That's why ghost always knock over stuff and make noises at night.

Changbin:

Minho: I have connected the two dots.

Changbin: You didn't connect shit.

Minho: I have connected them.

[at breakfast]

Jisung: What if instead of milk in my cereal, i put in coffee?

Chan, walking past him: What if you don’t?

[Chan picking Stray Kids member]

Chan: So, tell me..why should I pick you as Skz member?

Minho: The real question is, why should I allow you to pick me?

Chan, whispering: Can he do that?

Seungmin: Rules were made to be broken, Chan-hyung.

Chan: Nothing is made to be broken, that doesn’t even make sense.

Felix: Piñatas.

Jisung: Glow stick.

Felix and Jisung: *high-fiving each other aggressively*

Chan: I’m sorry, Jeongin but i’m pretty busy right now.

Chan: Minho, why don’t you show Jeongin what a fax machine is?

Minho: Okay, imagine a letter had an unprotected sex with a phone-

Chan: Cool metaphore, still explicit. You can get out now.

Seungmin: Some people are like slinkies.

Chan: What?

Seungmin: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Chan:

Chan: Please don’t push Changbin down the stairs.

Seungmin: You can’t stop me.

Jisung: Hey, Woojin-hyung!

Woojin: Okay, what the hell? Chan just called and said that you abandoned him to get a classified information from his computer.

Woojin:-and licked a roll of antique stamps.

Felix: The stamps were on me. I was curious of how old glue taste like.

Felix: Answer: it taste like a horse lollipop.

[Jisung's first time cooking]

Jisung: So...how is it?

Seungmin: This squid is so undercooked i can still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off.

[Seungmin, Minho and Chan trapped in a haunted house]

Seungmin: Why the ghost won't talk to us?

Minho: Maybe they are homophobic.

Chan: We are not gay, Minho.

Seungmin: We aren't?