[Seungmin, Minho And Chan Trapped In A Haunted House]

Jeongin: I want to be a caterpillar.

Chan: Care to explain?

Jeongin: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Chan: You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks right?

Jeongin: That’s another highlight.

Chang: Jeongin, nO-

Felix: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it.

Woojin: We are definitely NOT doing that.

Felix: Mistlefoe.

Woojin: No.

[Might be pre-debut Hyunjin and Jisung at some point]

Hyunjin: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three.

Hyunjin: One, two, three.

Jisung:

Hyunjin:

Hyunjin: See? Now, i’m just dissapointed in both of us.

Hyunjin: If you like me, raise your hand.

Jisung: What if i don’t like you though?

Hyunjin: Then raise your standard.

Seungmin: I'm cold.

Minho: Just like my heart.

Seungmin: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.

Minho: You only live once?

Minho: False. You live everyday. You die once.

Chan: Remember, murder is never the answer.

Minho: Murder is the question.

Seungmin: And the answer is always yes.

Chan: My name is Chan.

Chan: But you can call me

Chan: *clumsily puts on sunglasses*

Chan: Anytime.

[Jisung's first time cooking]

Jisung: So...how is it?

Seungmin: This squid is so undercooked i can still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off.

Minho: Life is pain.

Minho: Anyone who says differently is selling something.