Minho: You Only Live Once?

[On the phone]

Chan: Where are you?

Jisung: I'm in Spain.

Jisung: Except the s is silent.

Chan:

Jisung:

Jisung: I'm serious, Chan. Please come back home. My butt stuck inside the washing machine.

Minho: You look good today bro. Pro homo.

Hyunjin: Do you mean, “no homo”?

Minho: It’s almost 2020. We support the gay, Hyunjin. Pro homo.

[skz organising birthday party for Minho]

Minho: Pshh, adults don't care about their birthdays.

Changbin: You came to jyp building last year on a horse.

[Might be pre-debut Hyunjin and Jisung at some point]

Hyunjin: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three.

Hyunjin: One, two, three.

Jisung:

Hyunjin:

Hyunjin: See? Now, i’m just dissapointed in both of us.

Chan: Why Changbin is on the counter?

Minho: He wants to be tall.

Hyunjin: *shed tears* He is finally a foot taller than me.

Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.

Hyunjin: We lost Changbin.

Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.

Jisung: Girls are so hot.

Jisung: Guys are hot too, man.

Jisung: Why everyone is so hot?

Seungmin, sipping his tea: Global warming

Hyunjin: Bro-

Changbin: You just had your tongue in my mouth ten minutes ago, don’t pretend it didn’t happen and call me ‘bro’.

Hyunjin:

Jeongin: Can you recommends me any books that make you cry?

Felix: General Mathematics. Sixth edition.

Hyunjin: I think I found a way to make money.

Minho: You'd make a decent stripper.

Hyunjin: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I'm talking about.