Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.
Hyunjin: We lost Changbin.
Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.
[How To Annoy Seungmin 101]
Hyunjin: Carpe diem, seize the day.
Felix: Carpe noctem, seize the night.
Jisung: Carpe natem, seize the ass.
Seungmin: One more word and I'm going to carpe someone's neck. Try me.
Hyunjin, Felix and Jisung, whispering into Seungmin's ears: ᶜᵃʳᵖᵉ ᶜᵒˡˡᵘᵐ
[Chan picking Stray Kids member]
Chan: So, tell me..why should I pick you as Skz member?
Minho: The real question is, why should I allow you to pick me?
Chan, whispering: Can he do that?
Jisung: Does it hurt?
Hyunjin: What? When i fall from heaven? Come on, han, you can do better than that..
Jisung: No.
Jisung: I mean, when you fall from the vending machine.
Hyunjin:
Jisung:
Jisung: Because you are a snack.
Chan: So! Do you want to talk about your feelings, Seungmin?
Seungmin: Pass.
Jisung: I do!
Chan: I know, Jisung.
Jisung: I'm sad.
Chan: I know, Jisung.
Minho: Life is pain.
Minho: Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Minho: Maybe, only cats can become ghost. That's why ghost always knock over stuff and make noises at night.
Changbin:
Minho: I have connected the two dots.
Changbin: You didn't connect shit.
Minho: I have connected them.
Changbin: My dick is like life, life is hard.
Hyunjin: Life is also short.
Felix: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Chan: And why did you think you needed to measure your height in cheetos?
Felix: We were out of doritos.
Felix: All odd numbers have at least an 'e' in them.
Seungmin: Felix, it's 3 a.m.
Felix: t-h-r-E-E!
Seungmin: GO TO SLEEP
Minho: 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don’t care.
Woojin: That’s 110%.
Minho: 20% don’t care.
Woojin: Should’ve seen that coming.