Jisung: Does It Hurt?

[at dinner]

Chan: If it excites you and scares the hell out of you at the same time, that means you should probably do it.

Felix: Time to fuck a blender.

Chan: Wait, no-

Jisung: My life is too much panic and not enough disco.

Hyunjin: My life is too much fall and not enough boy.

Seungmin: My life is too much chemical and not enough romance.

Felix: My life is too much imagination and not enough dragons.

00's line: *sighing in disappointment*

Chan: You know what strength is?

Chan: It's forgiving someone who wasn't even sorry.

Minho: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die.

[skz organising birthday party for Minho]

Minho: Pshh, adults don't care about their birthdays.

Changbin: You came to jyp building last year on a horse.

Minho: Alright Jeongin, listen up.

Minho: There’s three ways to do thing: the right way, the wrong way and the Minho way.

Jeongin: Isn’t that also a wrong way?

Minho: Yes, but it’s faster.

Changbin: Chan has every right to be pissed at me. I didn’t follow his orders and i screwed up the task.

Changbin: The only way to make things right is to do the worst most awful thing imaginable.

Jisung: *nods* Dip your penis in vinegar.

Changbin:

Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.

Hyunjin: We lost Changbin.

Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.

[Might be pre-debut Hyunjin and Jisung at some point]

Hyunjin: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three.

Hyunjin: One, two, three.

Jisung:

Hyunjin:

Hyunjin: See? Now, i’m just dissapointed in both of us.

Seungmin: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Chan: *whisper* Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Felix, creeping up behind chan: Because i have small hands...

Chan, still whispering: Because he has small hands...

[Jeongin reading a French child book]

Jeongin: Uhh, how do you actually giggle in French?

Seungmin: Okay, first of all, you can't-

Felix: HoNhOnHOn ouI oUi baGUettE.