Seungmin: Why Are There Little Handprints All Over The Wall?

Chan: But like...it’s a lot.

Chan: Everything in my life is a hot mess right now.

Chan: I’m under so much pressure. I just can’t even.

[at dinner]

Chan: If it excites you and scares the hell out of you at the same time, that means you should probably do it.

Felix: Time to fuck a blender.

Chan: Wait, no-

Hyunjin: I like your top.

Jisung: Please call changbin by his name.

Changbin: Chan has every right to be pissed at me. I didn’t follow his orders and i screwed up the task.

Changbin: The only way to make things right is to do the worst most awful thing imaginable.

Jisung: *nods* Dip your penis in vinegar.

Changbin:

Chan: What is going on here?

Jisung:

Felix:

Jisung: Let's face it, Chan-

Felix: -this is not the worst thing you've caught us doing.

[Jeongin reading a French child book]

Jeongin: Uhh, how do you actually giggle in French?

Seungmin: Okay, first of all, you can't-

Felix: HoNhOnHOn ouI oUi baGUettE.

Felix: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it.

Woojin: We are definitely NOT doing that.

Felix: Mistlefoe.

Woojin: No.

Seungmin: If you like looking at butts so much, why don’t you look in the mirror?

Jisung: Thank god you finally said that. I saw you write it in a note pad three hours ago.

Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.

Hyunjin: We lost Changbin.

Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.

[skz organising birthday party for Minho]

Minho: Pshh, adults don't care about their birthdays.

Changbin: You came to jyp building last year on a horse.