Minho: 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don’t care.
Woojin: That’s 110%.
Minho: 20% don’t care.
Woojin: Should’ve seen that coming.
Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.
Hyunjin: We lost Changbin.
Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.
Changbin: It's unavoidable. It just happens.
Chan: What happens?
Changbin: When you grow up, your heart dies.
Chan:
Chan: Well, this calls for drastic measures.
Chan: *strangle Changbin with warm hugs*
Minho, loading a Nerf gun with real bullets: It's Nerf or notHING.
Felix: All odd numbers have at least an 'e' in them.
Seungmin: Felix, it's 3 a.m.
Felix: t-h-r-E-E!
Seungmin: GO TO SLEEP
Seungmin: I'm cold.
Minho: Just like my heart.
Seungmin: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.
Minho: Looking good in that jeans, Sung.
Jisung: Eyes up here, Minho. I am more than just a piece of ass.
[at dinner]
Chan: If it excites you and scares the hell out of you at the same time, that means you should probably do it.
Felix: Time to fuck a blender.
Chan: Wait, no-
Chan: But like...it’s a lot.
Chan: Everything in my life is a hot mess right now.
Chan: I’m under so much pressure. I just can’t even.
Chan: Why Changbin is on the counter?
Minho: He wants to be tall.
Hyunjin: *shed tears* He is finally a foot taller than me.
[Seungmin, Minho and Chan trapped in a haunted house]
Seungmin: Why the ghost won't talk to us?
Minho: Maybe they are homophobic.
Chan: We are not gay, Minho.
Seungmin: We aren't?