[Chan Picking Stray Kids Member]

[On the phone]

Chan: Where are you?

Jisung: I'm in Spain.

Jisung: Except the s is silent.

Chan:

Jisung:

Jisung: I'm serious, Chan. Please come back home. My butt stuck inside the washing machine.

Felix: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Chan: And why did you think you needed to measure your height in cheetos?

Felix: We were out of doritos.

[Jeongin reading a French child book]

Jeongin: Uhh, how do you actually giggle in French?

Seungmin: Okay, first of all, you can't-

Felix: HoNhOnHOn ouI oUi baGUettE.

Felix: Why do you hate me so much?

Minho: Because people think you are nice, you are humble, you say excuse me..

Minho: You look like little birds help you to dress up in the morning. People don't fear you.

Felix: Hey, I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two.

[Felix locking himself in the bathroom]

Seungmin: You need to get out from there, Felix!

Hyunjin: You can’t escape from us!

*noise inside the bathroom*

Seungmin:

Hyunjin:

Seungmin: A-are you flushing yourself down the toilet?

Jisung, in the living room, eating popcorn: I did it once. It didn’t work as it seems..

Seungmin: I'm cold.

Minho: Just like my heart.

Seungmin: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.

Seungmin: If you like looking at butts so much, why don’t you look in the mirror?

Jisung: Thank god you finally said that. I saw you write it in a note pad three hours ago.

[Felix, staring at the distance]

Changbin: Hey, what are you looking at?

Felix: Do you ever wonder that when you step on people's foot, they open their mouth like a trash can?

Changbin:

Changbin: *grabs a chair and joins Felix*

[Seungmin, Minho and Chan trapped in a haunted house]

Seungmin: Why the ghost won't talk to us?

Minho: Maybe they are homophobic.

Chan: We are not gay, Minho.

Seungmin: We aren't?

Chan: You mean Jisung is in trouble or Jisung is the trouble?

Changbin: I mean he’s either in trouble or he’s going to be one.