Minho: You Look Good Today Bro. Pro Homo.

Felix: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Chan: And why did you think you needed to measure your height in cheetos?

Felix: We were out of doritos.

[Jeongin reading a French child book]

Jeongin: Uhh, how do you actually giggle in French?

Seungmin: Okay, first of all, you can't-

Felix: HoNhOnHOn ouI oUi baGUettE.

Jisung: It is so weird how many months start with the letter j. January, Jun, July, Jaugust, Joctober.

Changbin: Wait- one of these is not like the others.

Chan: "One"

Seungmin: I'm cold.

Minho: Just like my heart.

Seungmin: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.

Jisung: Hey, Woojin-hyung!

Woojin: Okay, what the hell? Chan just called and said that you abandoned him to get a classified information from his computer.

Woojin:-and licked a roll of antique stamps.

Felix: The stamps were on me. I was curious of how old glue taste like.

Felix: Answer: it taste like a horse lollipop.

Seungmin: You’re pretty dumb.

Felix: Thanks.

Seungmin: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Felix: All i heard was “you’re pretty”. I am focusing on the positives in life.

Chan: So! Do you want to talk about your feelings, Seungmin?

Seungmin: Pass.

Jisung: I do!

Chan: I know, Jisung.

Jisung: I'm sad.

Chan: I know, Jisung.

[skz organising birthday party for Minho]

Minho: Pshh, adults don't care about their birthdays.

Changbin: You came to jyp building last year on a horse.

[at dinner]

Chan: If it excites you and scares the hell out of you at the same time, that means you should probably do it.

Felix: Time to fuck a blender.

Chan: Wait, no-

Jisung: Hey, Felix! Look at this art.

Jisung: *hands Felix his phone*

Felix: This is the front camera..

Felix:

Jisung:

Felix: OH MY GOD-