Jeongin: Can You Recommends Me Any Books That Make You Cry?

Chan: So! Do you want to talk about your feelings, Seungmin?

Seungmin: Pass.

Jisung: I do!

Chan: I know, Jisung.

Jisung: I'm sad.

Chan: I know, Jisung.

[at breakfast]

Jisung: What if instead of milk in my cereal, i put in coffee?

Chan, walking past him: What if you don’t?

Changbin: Chan has every right to be pissed at me. I didn’t follow his orders and i screwed up the task.

Changbin: The only way to make things right is to do the worst most awful thing imaginable.

Jisung: *nods* Dip your penis in vinegar.

Changbin:

Minho: You only live once?

Minho: False. You live everyday. You die once.

Hyunjin: I think I found a way to make money.

Minho: You'd make a decent stripper.

Hyunjin: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I'm talking about.

Felix: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Chan: And why did you think you needed to measure your height in cheetos?

Felix: We were out of doritos.

[skz organising birthday party for Minho]

Minho: Pshh, adults don't care about their birthdays.

Changbin: You came to jyp building last year on a horse.

Felix: Why do you hate me so much?

Minho: Because people think you are nice, you are humble, you say excuse me..

Minho: You look like little birds help you to dress up in the morning. People don't fear you.

Felix: Hey, I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two.

Chan: You mean Jisung is in trouble or Jisung is the trouble?

Changbin: I mean he’s either in trouble or he’s going to be one.

[Jeongin reading a French child book]

Jeongin: Uhh, how do you actually giggle in French?

Seungmin: Okay, first of all, you can't-

Felix: HoNhOnHOn ouI oUi baGUettE.