[at Breakfast]

[in stray kids dorm]

Seungmin: Am i in hell?

Woojin: No, Seungmin. If you are in hell, you’d be on a throne and the devil would be packing.

Changbin: Chan has every right to be pissed at me. I didn’t follow his orders and i screwed up the task.

Changbin: The only way to make things right is to do the worst most awful thing imaginable.

Jisung: *nods* Dip your penis in vinegar.

Changbin:

Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.

Hyunjin: We lost Changbin.

Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.

Minho: Looking good in that jeans, Sung.

Jisung: Eyes up here, Minho. I am more than just a piece of ass.

Hyunjin: If you like me, raise your hand.

Jisung: What if i don’t like you though?

Hyunjin: Then raise your standard.

Chan: Remember, murder is never the answer.

Minho: Murder is the question.

Seungmin: And the answer is always yes.

Seungmin: Rules were made to be broken, Chan-hyung.

Chan: Nothing is made to be broken, that doesn’t even make sense.

Felix: Piñatas.

Jisung: Glow stick.

Felix and Jisung: *high-fiving each other aggressively*

Seungmin: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Chan: *whisper* Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Felix, creeping up behind chan: Because i have small hands...

Chan, still whispering: Because he has small hands...

Changbin: It's unavoidable. It just happens.

Chan: What happens?

Changbin: When you grow up, your heart dies.

Chan:

Chan: Well, this calls for drastic measures.

Chan: *strangle Changbin with warm hugs*

Chan: So! Do you want to talk about your feelings, Seungmin?

Seungmin: Pass.

Jisung: I do!

Chan: I know, Jisung.

Jisung: I'm sad.

Chan: I know, Jisung.