Seungmin: Rules were made to be broken, Chan-hyung.
Chan: Nothing is made to be broken, that doesn’t even make sense.
Felix: Piñatas.
Jisung: Glow stick.
Felix and Jisung: *high-fiving each other aggressively*
Jisung: My life is too much panic and not enough disco.
Hyunjin: My life is too much fall and not enough boy.
Seungmin: My life is too much chemical and not enough romance.
Felix: My life is too much imagination and not enough dragons.
00's line: *sighing in disappointment*
Minho: Looking good in that jeans, Sung.
Jisung: Eyes up here, Minho. I am more than just a piece of ass.
[On the phone]
Changbin: Hello
Minho, with a stern voice: You get over here right now.
Changbin: Who is this?
Minho: This is you in 40 years. "Who is this?" I swear.
Changbin: I believe you said that your childhood experience was a satisfactory?
Jisung: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”.
Chan: You three. Explain. Now.
Hyunjin: It was Jisung.
Felix: It was Jisung.
Jisung:...It was me.
Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.
Hyunjin: We lost Changbin.
Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.
[at breakfast]
Jisung: What if instead of milk in my cereal, i put in coffee?
Chan, walking past him: What if you don’t?
Minho: Maybe, only cats can become ghost. That's why ghost always knock over stuff and make noises at night.
Changbin:
Minho: I have connected the two dots.
Changbin: You didn't connect shit.
Minho: I have connected them.
[Seungmin, Minho and Chan trapped in a haunted house]
Seungmin: Why the ghost won't talk to us?
Minho: Maybe they are homophobic.
Chan: We are not gay, Minho.
Seungmin: We aren't?
[Jisung's first time cooking]
Jisung: So...how is it?
Seungmin: This squid is so undercooked i can still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off.