[On The Phone]

Minho: 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don’t care.

Woojin: That’s 110%.

Minho: 20% don’t care.

Woojin: Should’ve seen that coming.

Felix: Why do you hate me so much?

Minho: Because people think you are nice, you are humble, you say excuse me..

Minho: You look like little birds help you to dress up in the morning. People don't fear you.

Felix: Hey, I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two.

Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.

Hyunjin: We lost Changbin.

Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.

[Jisung's first time cooking]

Jisung: So...how is it?

Seungmin: This squid is so undercooked i can still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off.

[Felix locking himself in the bathroom]

Seungmin: You need to get out from there, Felix!

Hyunjin: You can’t escape from us!

*noise inside the bathroom*

Seungmin:

Hyunjin:

Seungmin: A-are you flushing yourself down the toilet?

Jisung, in the living room, eating popcorn: I did it once. It didn’t work as it seems..

Chan: You three. Explain. Now.

Hyunjin: It was Jisung.

Felix: It was Jisung.

Jisung:...It was me.

Jisung: Girls are so hot.

Jisung: Guys are hot too, man.

Jisung: Why everyone is so hot?

Seungmin, sipping his tea: Global warming

Changbin: I believe you said that your childhood experience was a satisfactory?

Jisung: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”.

Chan: I’m sorry, Jeongin but i’m pretty busy right now.

Chan: Minho, why don’t you show Jeongin what a fax machine is?

Minho: Okay, imagine a letter had an unprotected sex with a phone-

Chan: Cool metaphore, still explicit. You can get out now.

Seungmin: You’re pretty dumb.

Felix: Thanks.

Seungmin: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Felix: All i heard was “you’re pretty”. I am focusing on the positives in life.