Chan: Remember, Murder Is Never The Answer.
Chan: Remember, murder is never the answer.
Minho: Murder is the question.
Seungmin: And the answer is always yes.
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Seungmin: Some people are like slinkies.
Chan: What?
Seungmin: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
Chan:
Chan: Please don’t push Changbin down the stairs.
Seungmin: You can’t stop me.
[Jeongin reading a French child book]
Jeongin: Uhh, how do you actually giggle in French?
Seungmin: Okay, first of all, you can't-
Felix: HoNhOnHOn ouI oUi baGUettE.
Chan: But like...it’s a lot.
Chan: Everything in my life is a hot mess right now.
Chan: I’m under so much pressure. I just can’t even.
Changbin: I believe you said that your childhood experience was a satisfactory?
Jisung: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”.
Jeongin: Can you recommends me any books that make you cry?
Felix: General Mathematics. Sixth edition.
Felix: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it.
Woojin: We are definitely NOT doing that.
Felix: Mistlefoe.
Woojin: No.
hyunjin, lying seductively on a bed: Why don't you come join me, hot stuff?
Seungmin: Hyunjin, please put your shirt back on. We are in Ikea and people are staring.
[How To Annoy Seungmin 101]
Hyunjin: Carpe diem, seize the day.
Felix: Carpe noctem, seize the night.
Jisung: Carpe natem, seize the ass.
Seungmin: One more word and I'm going to carpe someone's neck. Try me.
Hyunjin, Felix and Jisung, whispering into Seungmin's ears: ᶜᵃʳᵖᵉ ᶜᵒˡˡᵘᵐ
Minho: 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don’t care.
Woojin: That’s 110%.
Minho: 20% don’t care.
Woojin: Should’ve seen that coming.
Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.
Hyunjin: We lost Changbin.
Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.
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