Seungmin: Some People Are Like Slinkies.

Hyunjin: I like your top.

Jisung: Please call changbin by his name.

Changbin: If i die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you’re all invited.

Chan: “If.”

Seungmin: Great, the only party i’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

Jeongin: Can you recommends me any books that make you cry?

Felix: General Mathematics. Sixth edition.

Felix: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it.

Woojin: We are definitely NOT doing that.

Felix: Mistlefoe.

Woojin: No.

[On the phone]

Changbin: Hello

Minho, with a stern voice: You get over here right now.

Changbin: Who is this?

Minho: This is you in 40 years. "Who is this?" I swear.

Chan: You know what strength is?

Chan: It's forgiving someone who wasn't even sorry.

Minho: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die.

Chan: So! Do you want to talk about your feelings, Seungmin?

Seungmin: Pass.

Jisung: I do!

Chan: I know, Jisung.

Jisung: I'm sad.

Chan: I know, Jisung.

hyunjin, lying seductively on a bed: Why don't you come join me, hot stuff?

Seungmin: Hyunjin, please put your shirt back on. We are in Ikea and people are staring.

Minho: Life is pain.

Minho: Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Changbin: When I drink alcohol, everyone says I am an alcoholic.

Changbin: But when I drink fanta, no one says I'm fantastic.

Changbin: *shakes his head and proceed to chug entire glass of lemonade*