Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
So. How y’all doing?
*Phastos having a mental breakdown*
Phastos: What if I'm not even gay?
Phastos: What if I'm just faking my gayness.
Phastos: What if I'm not even interested in Men.
Phastos: What I-
Ben:*Breathes*
Phastos: Never mind.
*Ikaris and Sersi after a fight*
Sersi: We're home!
* Sersi and Sprite came in*
Ikaris: It's ten o clock. Where have you been?
Sersi: We stayed for the California water show, it was pure disney magic.
Ikaris: I was going to see that with her.
Sersi: How I was supposed to know that?!
Sprite: It's alright I see it again with you.
Ikaris: And I had food here and you said you we're going to call.
Sersi: I know, I know...
Sprite: I can still eat.
Sersi: No, you already throw up once, go put on your pj's and brush your teeths.
Sprite: Ok, but just don't fight..
Ikaris: We are not fighting.
Sersi: Just go.
* Sprite leaves*
Ikaris: Aren't you gonna thank Sersi for taking you to Disney Land?
Sprite : Thanks Sersi! *leaves happily.*
Sersi: You're welcome sweetie!
Ikaris: Do you want a cup of coffee?
Sersi: Ohh.. I should probably get going...
Ikaris: It's just a cup of coffee...
Sersi:Ok...
*Thena whispering to Gilgameshwho were watching that whole thing*
Gilgamesh: Yeah.. The whole thing seems a little twisted to me too.
Kingo *about to tear up*: I saw you and Sersi yesterday, holding hands.
Ikaris*nervous*: It's not what it looks like!
Kingo: YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER! HOW COULD YOU!
Ikaris: BECAUSE WE'RE FREAKING MARRIED!
Kingo*about to tear up*: No best-friend-fwelings?
Ikaris: No, just love love. Like I'm married to her type of love.
Kingo: Ok... So I'm still your best friend?
Ikaris: Always :)
*they hug*
Sersi: Sometimes this is too much.
Ajax:Come'on my child I'll make you some tea.
*Karun filming for the documentary*
Kingo: Good responses for being stabbed in the back? GO!
Makkari *signing*: Rude.
Druig: Seems fair.
Ikaris:Not again.
Thena: Do you want it back?
Gilgamesh: Nice, where did you get this blade?
Sersi: Auch? That wasn't really nice of you.
Sprite: Finally a end to my eternal suffering.
Phastos: Just do it quickly, I have a lot to do.
*Ajax just dosen't know how to deal with this, too much to fix*
Kingo: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out".
Sprite: Kingo you ignorant slut.
*When the Eternals argue*
Thena: Yeah! It's all a shame!
Gilgamesh: What is it, love?
Thena: I don't know, I wanted to feel involved.
Gilgamesh:May I join you?
Thena: Sure :)
Gilgamesh: All of this SHAME!
Ikaris: Are we filtring or are we fighting?
Sersi: I broke a fucking tooth, and we have no cash! What are you talking about!!
Ikaris: Still proving my point...Mix messages.
Ajax: I heard that you and Ikaris got into a argument, are you good Sersi?
Sersi: Yeah. I made him sleep on the couch. Can you believe he got the nerve to say that he loves me more! HOW DARE HE?!
Ajax: And where did you sleep? Because, you know you can come alway-
Sersi: Right next to that arse.
*Druig and Phastos drunk*
Druig: Do you notice that whatever Ikaris does pisses off everyone?
Phastos: Totally!
*Ikaris doing his own thing eating chicken*
Druig: Look at that bitch eating chicken like nothing.
Phastos: Why you eating chicken bitch?
*The eternals existing*
Phastos: This family wants to make me wanna murder people...
*Makkari beating the shit out of Ikaris still after what happened*
Sprite: I think you got him...
Makkari*signing while smashing*:You want what he's having?
Sprite: Not really, I'm good.
Makkari*signing while smashing*: Justice for DRUIG!
Druig*signing*: I love you so much.
Druig:I'm...wait for it...in...wait for it...love...wait for it...
*Sersi rolling her eyes while reading her magazine*
Druig: With...wait for it...a...wait for it...
*Sersi starting to loose her patience*
Druig: Certain... wait for it
Sersi *screaming a bit*: I know that you're in love with Makkari!
Druig: I don't love her ok?
*Sersi smashing the magazine to Druig*
Druig: Fine! I just miss her when she's not around, I think about her when I see something I know she would like, and I see her in slow motion...
Sersi: Please tell me you're hearing yourself.
Druig: Oh shit, I'm in love with her...
Ikaris: What I do is look a person up and down, and say "how you doing"
Kingo: Oh, please.
Ikaris: Hey, pretty how you doing?
*Kingo giggles like a teen girl*
Sersi: I'm done with this. I'm going to sleep. Ikaris, spoon with me. We need to huddle for the warmth.
* Ikaris going too Sersi*
Kingo: No, Ikaris is my best friend, he's going to spoon with me!
Sersi: I called first spoon, beside's he's my husband! Ikaris come over here right now!
Kingo: Ikaris, don't throw away a lifelong friendship for a one nigh spoon with angel pie over there.
Ikaris:Ok, enough! We are going to lay down and triple spoon like grown ups! Come'on bring it in!
Sersi: I might be in trouble.
Thena: Yes, Sersi you can come in.
Sersi: I can't believe she showed up to my dorm.
Thena: it's not like I'm doing anything in here..
Sersi: She can't show up like this, we just had a talk about daiting..
Thena: I really have a lot of work to do Sersi...
Sersi: So you don't wanna heard how Ajax showed in the middle of the night, while I was enjoying a post-coitus shower with fellow eternal Ikaris.
Thena: Ok sit. So you were in the shower with ew Ikaris. Poor thing.
Sersi: That's where you feel sorry for me? Ajax saw us.
Thena: Gilgamesh says " I'm sorry queen, wanna cake?"
Sersi: You told Gilgamesh!
Thena: Yeah... Was it wrong? You don't want the cake?
*In the ship of the Eternals going to Earth*
Druig *signing*:And who is he again?
Makkari*signing back*: That's Ikaris , the capitain.
Druig*signing while cracking up*: Really? Well he clearly didn't make a big impresion on me. Oh, I'm gonna have so much fun with this asshole.
*When Druig and Makkari started to date*
Kingo *signing*:So you know I had my older brother talk with Druig, we're I let things very clear.
Makkari *signing*:What is that?
Kingo*signing*:You know, the talk if he ever hurt you, I would hunt him down. And kick his ass.
*Makkari, Sersi and Thena laugh a lot*
Kingo*pissed signing*:What? What is the matter with everybody? I’m serious I would kick his ass.
*they continue to laugh*
Thena: Kingo, please my make up.
Sersi*signing*: He would kick his ass isn't it adorable.
Kingo*signing*: You're mean girls..
Makkari*signing*: If one of you had to pick one of the other guys to go out with who would you pick.
Gilgamesh*rolling his eyes while sigining*:I'm not answering that.
Phastos*signing*:I'm not dating any of this morons.
Kingo*signing and whispering*: Ikaris...
Druig*signing while sinning*: BI! BI! BI!
Ikaris: I feel flattered Kingo :)
*In the early 2000's*
Phastos *filiming Ajax*: Mother are you homophobic?
Ajax: Number one you're gay.
Phastos*cracking up*
Ajax*pointing at Sprite*: Number two I have a non binary kid.
Phastos*cracking up more*
Ajax: Number three I watch Rupal's drag race, how can I be homophobic Phastos?!
Ikaris: Druig, think you can answer questions without the usual level of sarcasm when I speak to you.
Druig:Ok, if you don't ask stupid questions, I wont answer with sarcasm.
Phastos:Isn't there no way we can get rid of him?
Ajax: No without a cause Phastos, beside we talked about this...
Phastos:I have causes, it is be-cause I hate him.
Ikaris*whispering to Kingo*:I think Sersi is undressing me with her eyes.
Kingo: I don't think so, dude she's eating chips.
Druig: What are you guys talking about?
Ikaris:Nothing.
Druig: Come'on I won't laugh or say something, I'm bored.
Ikaris: Fine, but I swear to god if you do say something.
Druig:Yeah, you will burn me with your laser eyes. So go ahead tell me.
Kingo: He thinks Sersi is undressing him with her eyes.
Druig*running away*: No, because she isn't laughing, you morons.
Ikaris: Sorry I lost my cool for a second, I'm back.
Druig: You can't loose something you never had.
Ikaris: I swear to god, I'm going to kill him.
Jack: Auntie Thena, I have problems with a boy.
Thena:" I can't hide his dead body" problems or " I like him" problems?
Jack: Uhm, I like him problems.
Thena: I got nothing on that, I could have helped with the other one thought, go ask your uncle Gligamesh.
Phastos: Jack, no.
Ajax: Why is Ikaris crying on his room?
Sersi: Oh, he's drunk.
Ajax:And?
Sersi: He heard from Druig, that I'm married.
Phastos: But he's your husband...
Sersi*sighs*:Yeah..
Druig*signing*:If a villan got you, my beautiful Makkari, I'd hunt them down to the ends of earth so they could face me, and I would do so many mind games they wouldn't even know their fucking name.
Makkari*signing*: If someone does something to you, I'll fucking kill him, without second thoughts, my love.
Gligamesh*whispering to Thena*:Do they realize this is not a normal way to say I love you...
Thena *whispering back*: Mehh, I find it cute.
Druig:I'm the most free person between all of us.
Gligamesh:Yeah...So when Makkari asked you to sit down and relax.
Druig: What was I suppos to sign no?
*Everyone standing in front of the broken ship*
Phastos*signing*: So who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know.
Sersi*signing too*: I did it, I broke it.
Phastos*signing*: No, no you didn't. Druig anything to say?
Druig*signing*: Don't look at me, look at Ikaris.
Ikaris*signing*: What? I didn't break it!
Druig*signing*:Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it's broken huh?
Makkari*signing*: Dear....
Ikari*signing*: For the last time Druig I didn't broke it!
Druig:Suspicious...
Ikaris: NO, is not!
Thena*whispering*: Wanna go get coffe?
Gligamesh*whispering back*:Yeah, let's leave this bullshit.
Kingo*signing*: If It matters, probably not, but Sprite was the last one to use it, for that mission.
Sprite*signing*:Liar! I don't even touch that crap!
Phastos: Hey, hey, hey. It's not a crap.
Kingo*signing*: Oh, really Sprite, then why did you enter the ship before.
Sprite*signing*: It's where I have my console! Everybody knows that!
Sersi:Ok, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Phastos.
Phastos:No, who of you broke it!
Makkari*signing*:This is fucking stupid.
Druig*signing*: I'll say it again. It was defently Ikaris, he's the one with laser eyes, and he's been awfully quiet.
Ikaris*signing while screaming*: OH REALLY?! You're a big piece of shit.
Makkar*signing*:Oh, you shouldn't say that.
*everyone starts to argue*
*Phastos leaving following Gligamesh and Thena*
Phastos: I'm the one who broke it, I wanted to try this thing of Star Wars, that makes you wanna go to the speed of light.
Gligamesh: Yeah, we know it's you.
Thena: Interesting mind game, my friend...
Phastos: Poor dummies.
Karun: Uhmm, Sir I have a question? How do sir Druig and miss Makkari get out big messes?
Kingo: Bold of you to assume that they get out of them, they just make one worse, and cancel the first one.