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This is a joking rant so don’t mind me
I love Drukkari fanfiction, they’re usually so cute and adorable. But some of it is so unrealistic. Like what do you mean Makkari was living peacefully in America during 1775? I’m not sure if people remember but that’s when slavery was around. Also, why don’t people ever mention slavery, homophobia, or ableism in this fanfics. Like how do you wanna write about World War Two, the plague, etc but not slavery. You can’t write them thought out all of history but ignore racism because I’ve seen fanfictions where they’re in certain years and they talk about how Makkari or Phastos was chilling in America like why are you lying?
Also I low key wanna see the eternals jump some racists for Makkari, Phastos, Kingo, etc. like jump them like the characters in JJK be jumping curses.
This is gonna be a weird headcanon/theory but in the eternals we know how some of the characters were referred as Greek gods because through out history the people who lived in Greece saw them and made the religion around them.
Thena is Athena Goddess of War.
Ikaris the boy who flew to close to the sun, I wouldn’t be surprised if people though he was Zeus too.
Phatos low key sounds like Hephaestus.
This low key got me thinking, what where Makkari and Druig saw as. Then it clicked, Druig probably wasn’t around humans a lot and he was always wearing black and always brooding by himself. People most definitely saw him as Hades.
Makkari was probably seen as Persephone. She is known for being super kind and patient. The only time we see her genuinely mad was when she thought Ikaris killed Druig. But I wonder how people saw Makkari and Druigs relationship if they were related to those gods.
It’s dumb but it would be interesting
Drukkari is the newest addition to the "he's fast, she's weird" club but, like, with switch roles
Druig: Kingo, sign to Makkari that she's acting foolish, but I still love her.
Kingo: Gross, tell her yourself.
Druig: We're in a pretty heavy fight dude.
Kingo: She's sitting on your lap.
*Makkari beating the shit out of Ikaris still after what happened*
Sprite: I think you got him...
Makkari*signing while smashing*:You want what he's having?
Sprite: Not really, I'm good.
Makkari*signing while smashing*: Justice for DRUIG!
Druig*signing*: I love you so much.
Makkari *signing*: Red or blue dress for tonight?
Druig*signing*: Oh, I don't know you'll look beautiful in whatever you decide.
Makkari*signing*: Oh, thanks dear. But I'm having a hard time deciding, I was hoping you could pick.
Druig*signing*: Love, either way you'll be the most beautiful girl at the party, I love you so much.
Makkari*signing*:Okay, I love you too and know you think I'm beautiful and this isn't a weird test, I just need to know.
Druig*signing*: I prefer you just the way you're.
Makkari*signing while rushing to Kingo's room*: Oh my fucking god. Hey Kingo red or blue dress for tonight.
Kingo*signing*: Blue one, red makes you look like a bitch.
Makkari *signing*: Thanks, bitch.
'Sunshine' this 'Sunshine protector' that.. what about 'grumpy' and 'grumpy defender'.