Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
Good morning to everyone except the girl sitting behind me in eternals who said nothing when Ikaris and Seris literally fucked but went "ewwww" when Phastos and Ben kissed. Go die in a hole.
Ikaris: Sersi! Sersi! Do you wanna see something beautiful?
Sersi*a bit of jelaousy*:Yeah, sure. But you know whatever... I'm your wife but sure, sure, sure, cool.
*Ikaris holds the mirror too Sersi face*
Sersi:...
Ikaris: Isn't she pretty?
Sersi: I...I...
*Ikaris and Sersi after a fight*
Sersi: We're home!
* Sersi and Sprite came in*
Ikaris: It's ten o clock. Where have you been?
Sersi: We stayed for the California water show, it was pure disney magic.
Ikaris: I was going to see that with her.
Sersi: How I was supposed to know that?!
Sprite: It's alright I see it again with you.
Ikaris: And I had food here and you said you we're going to call.
Sersi: I know, I know...
Sprite: I can still eat.
Sersi: No, you already throw up once, go put on your pj's and brush your teeths.
Sprite: Ok, but just don't fight..
Ikaris: We are not fighting.
Sersi: Just go.
* Sprite leaves*
Ikaris: Aren't you gonna thank Sersi for taking you to Disney Land?
Sprite : Thanks Sersi! *leaves happily.*
Sersi: You're welcome sweetie!
Ikaris: Do you want a cup of coffee?
Sersi: Ohh.. I should probably get going...
Ikaris: It's just a cup of coffee...
Sersi:Ok...
*Thena whispering to Gilgameshwho were watching that whole thing*
Gilgamesh: Yeah.. The whole thing seems a little twisted to me too.
*Karun filming for the documentary*
Kingo: Good responses for being stabbed in the back? GO!
Makkari *signing*: Rude.
Druig: Seems fair.
Ikaris:Not again.
Thena: Do you want it back?
Gilgamesh: Nice, where did you get this blade?
Sersi: Auch? That wasn't really nice of you.
Sprite: Finally a end to my eternal suffering.
Phastos: Just do it quickly, I have a lot to do.
*Ajax just dosen't know how to deal with this, too much to fix*
Ikaris: Are we filtring or are we fighting?
Sersi: I broke a fucking tooth, and we have no cash! What are you talking about!!
Ikaris: Still proving my point...Mix messages.
Ikaris: You are mocking me, aren`t you?
Druig:Oh, no...No no. Hey Ikaris look the SUN!
*druig cries of laughter*
Ikaris: I hate you.
*Druig and Phastos drunk*
Druig: Do you notice that whatever Ikaris does pisses off everyone?
Phastos: Totally!
*Ikaris doing his own thing eating chicken*
Druig: Look at that bitch eating chicken like nothing.
Phastos: Why you eating chicken bitch?
*Makkari beating the shit out of Ikaris still after what happened*
Sprite: I think you got him...
Makkari*signing while smashing*:You want what he's having?
Sprite: Not really, I'm good.
Makkari*signing while smashing*: Justice for DRUIG!
Druig*signing*: I love you so much.
Ikaris: What I do is look a person up and down, and say "how you doing"
Kingo: Oh, please.
Ikaris: Hey, pretty how you doing?
*Kingo giggles like a teen girl*
Sersi: I'm done with this. I'm going to sleep. Ikaris, spoon with me. We need to huddle for the warmth.
* Ikaris going too Sersi*
Kingo: No, Ikaris is my best friend, he's going to spoon with me!
Sersi: I called first spoon, beside's he's my husband! Ikaris come over here right now!
Kingo: Ikaris, don't throw away a lifelong friendship for a one nigh spoon with angel pie over there.
Ikaris:Ok, enough! We are going to lay down and triple spoon like grown ups! Come'on bring it in!
Makkari*signing*: If one of you had to pick one of the other guys to go out with who would you pick.
Gilgamesh*rolling his eyes while sigining*:I'm not answering that.
Phastos*signing*:I'm not dating any of this morons.
Kingo*signing and whispering*: Ikaris...
Druig*signing while sinning*: BI! BI! BI!
Ikaris: I feel flattered Kingo :)
Ikaris: Druig, think you can answer questions without the usual level of sarcasm when I speak to you.
Druig:Ok, if you don't ask stupid questions, I wont answer with sarcasm.
*Ikaris does something stupid*
Sersi: What and absolute fucking idiot.
Druig: Totally...
Sersie: He's my fucking stupid idiot, so shut up.
Ikaris*whispering to Kingo*:I think Sersi is undressing me with her eyes.
Kingo: I don't think so, dude she's eating chips.
Druig: What are you guys talking about?
Ikaris:Nothing.
Druig: Come'on I won't laugh or say something, I'm bored.
Ikaris: Fine, but I swear to god if you do say something.
Druig:Yeah, you will burn me with your laser eyes. So go ahead tell me.
Kingo: He thinks Sersi is undressing him with her eyes.
Druig*running away*: No, because she isn't laughing, you morons.
Ikaris: Sorry I lost my cool for a second, I'm back.
Druig: You can't loose something you never had.
Ikaris: I swear to god, I'm going to kill him.
Ajax: Why is Ikaris crying on his room?
Sersi: Oh, he's drunk.
Ajax:And?
Sersi: He heard from Druig, that I'm married.
Phastos: But he's your husband...
Sersi*sighs*:Yeah..
*Everyone standing in front of the broken ship*
Phastos*signing*: So who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know.
Sersi*signing too*: I did it, I broke it.
Phastos*signing*: No, no you didn't. Druig anything to say?
Druig*signing*: Don't look at me, look at Ikaris.
Ikaris*signing*: What? I didn't break it!
Druig*signing*:Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it's broken huh?
Makkari*signing*: Dear....
Ikari*signing*: For the last time Druig I didn't broke it!
Druig:Suspicious...
Ikaris: NO, is not!
Thena*whispering*: Wanna go get coffe?
Gligamesh*whispering back*:Yeah, let's leave this bullshit.
Kingo*signing*: If It matters, probably not, but Sprite was the last one to use it, for that mission.
Sprite*signing*:Liar! I don't even touch that crap!
Phastos: Hey, hey, hey. It's not a crap.
Kingo*signing*: Oh, really Sprite, then why did you enter the ship before.
Sprite*signing*: It's where I have my console! Everybody knows that!
Sersi:Ok, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Phastos.
Phastos:No, who of you broke it!
Makkari*signing*:This is fucking stupid.
Druig*signing*: I'll say it again. It was defently Ikaris, he's the one with laser eyes, and he's been awfully quiet.
Ikaris*signing while screaming*: OH REALLY?! You're a big piece of shit.
Makkar*signing*:Oh, you shouldn't say that.
*everyone starts to argue*
*Phastos leaving following Gligamesh and Thena*
Phastos: I'm the one who broke it, I wanted to try this thing of Star Wars, that makes you wanna go to the speed of light.
Gligamesh: Yeah, we know it's you.
Thena: Interesting mind game, my friend...
Phastos: Poor dummies.
Ikaris: I hate my last name.
Sersi:Uhm..why?
Ikaris: Because is not your last name.
Sersi:
Ikaris: ;)
Sersi: You know that we're married, and that we don't have last names, right?
Sersi: I have a bad feelings about this.
Ikari: What do you mean love?
Sersi:Don't you ever get that little voice that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?
Ikaris: That the first time I heard about such a kind thing...
Sersi: Love, that actually explains a lot.
Druig: Stabbing someone is inmoral?
Sersi: You're not going to stab my husband druig.
Sprite: Yeah, don't stab Ikaris.
Phastos: I mean if he consents it, where's the harm in that?
Kingo: And it depends where you stab him.
Ikaris: I'm sorry what?
Ikaris: Babe, did you ever think that onion rings, are vegetable donuts, isn't that mind blowing?
Sersie used to this kind of things: Sure...
Ikaris: And that our stomachs think potatos are mashed, isn't that mind blowing?
Sersi:Okay....?
Ikaris: And that lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Sersie:Oh...
Ikaris: And that lobsters are mermaid scorp-
Sersie: Ok, sweetie. Where did you learn all of this?
Ikaris: Kingo taught me this cool things, isn't mind blowing, Sersie?
Sersie: You too spend to much together.
Ikaris: I need you.
Sersie: For?
Ikaris: For ever.
Sersie *voice cracking*:Oh...
Ikaris: Druit you have to work on your manners, humans are complaining. You should say please and thank you, at least.
Druig: Ok, let me try. Ikaris.
Ikaris: Ok, go ahead
Druig:Ikaris, my friend please shut the fuck up, thank you.
Ikaris: Not what I meant but that's something.
Sersie: We have a problem Ikaris.
Ikaris: What the fire?
Sersie: Wait- what? There's a fire?
Ikaris: Never mind, this sounds more interesting, tell me love.
*Sersie crying*
Ikaris: What happened?! Are you ok?!
Sersie *cleaning her tears*:Oh don't worry it's just the onions.
Ikaris:WHAT THE FUCK DID THE ONIONS SAID! TELL ME RIGH NOW!
Druig: Look, I know we have an uspoken rivalry, but I...
Ikaris: First, of all it's not a rivalry, I just you're always mean to me. And it's not unspoken you always talk about how much you hate me.
Ikaris:Any questions?
Druig: Yeah, I have one.
Ikaris: What Druig?
Druig: How dare you?!
Phastos: You're alive.
Ikaris: There's no need to sound so dissapointed.