Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
Kingo *about to tear up*: I saw you and Sersi yesterday, holding hands.
Ikaris*nervous*: It's not what it looks like!
Kingo: YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER! HOW COULD YOU!
Ikaris: BECAUSE WE'RE FREAKING MARRIED!
Kingo*about to tear up*: No best-friend-fwelings?
Ikaris: No, just love love. Like I'm married to her type of love.
Kingo: Ok... So I'm still your best friend?
Ikaris: Always :)
*they hug*
Sersi: Sometimes this is too much.
Ajax:Come'on my child I'll make you some tea.
Kingo: Come on, dudes I never brag.
Druig: You once called your face the proof of god existence.
Kingo: I mean am I wrong?
Ikaris: What I do is look a person up and down, and say "how you doing"
Kingo: Oh, please.
Ikaris: Hey, pretty how you doing?
*Kingo giggles like a teen girl*
Sersi: I'm done with this. I'm going to sleep. Ikaris, spoon with me. We need to huddle for the warmth.
* Ikaris going too Sersi*
Kingo: No, Ikaris is my best friend, he's going to spoon with me!
Sersi: I called first spoon, beside's he's my husband! Ikaris come over here right now!
Kingo: Ikaris, don't throw away a lifelong friendship for a one nigh spoon with angel pie over there.
Ikaris:Ok, enough! We are going to lay down and triple spoon like grown ups! Come'on bring it in!
*When Druig and Makkari started to date*
Kingo *signing*:So you know I had my older brother talk with Druig, we're I let things very clear.
Makkari *signing*:What is that?
Kingo*signing*:You know, the talk if he ever hurt you, I would hunt him down. And kick his ass.
*Makkari, Sersi and Thena laugh a lot*
Kingo*pissed signing*:What? What is the matter with everybody? I’m serious I would kick his ass.
*they continue to laugh*
Thena: Kingo, please my make up.
Sersi*signing*: He would kick his ass isn't it adorable.
Kingo*signing*: You're mean girls..
Makkari*signing*: If one of you had to pick one of the other guys to go out with who would you pick.
Gilgamesh*rolling his eyes while sigining*:I'm not answering that.
Phastos*signing*:I'm not dating any of this morons.
Kingo*signing and whispering*: Ikaris...
Druig*signing while sinning*: BI! BI! BI!
Ikaris: I feel flattered Kingo :)
Ikaris*whispering to Kingo*:I think Sersi is undressing me with her eyes.
Kingo: I don't think so, dude she's eating chips.
Druig: What are you guys talking about?
Ikaris:Nothing.
Druig: Come'on I won't laugh or say something, I'm bored.
Ikaris: Fine, but I swear to god if you do say something.
Druig:Yeah, you will burn me with your laser eyes. So go ahead tell me.
Kingo: He thinks Sersi is undressing him with her eyes.
Druig*running away*: No, because she isn't laughing, you morons.
Kingo*signing*: On count of three tell me what your favorite cake? One, two three!
Druig and Makkari *signing in the same time*: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Sersi: Our turn, love! One two three! Vanilla!
Ikaris*signing confused*:What's even cake?
Karun: Uhmm, Sir I have a question? How do sir Druig and miss Makkari get out big messes?
Kingo: Bold of you to assume that they get out of them, they just make one worse, and cancel the first one.
Kingo:Are you in love with Ikkaris?
Sprite*awkward sweats*:...no
Kingo: Then why did you draw S+I all over your notebook with the biggest amount of hearts i ever seen.
Sprite: Oh, easy it's stands for "suck internet".
Kingo: I have no fears, I fought deviant during millon years, I'm the coolest eternal.
Druig:Karun are you recording this?
Karun: Yes, sir.
Druig: Ok, do you realize that Sprite will be taller than you in a few years, right? You're not that tall.
Kingo: Yeah...Maybe I do have one fear.
*Sprite now living with Kingo and Karun*
Kingo: Hey, Sprite. Are you tall enough to play basketball?
Sprite:Again, are you calling me short? In what you think is funny...
Kingo:Huh, I'm the funniest man ever, right Karun?
Karun:YES SIR!
Phastos*signing*: How did you guys break the bed again?
Kingo*signing*: Yeah, what were you guys even doing?
Druig*signing*:Uhm..
*LAST NIGHT*
Druig*signing*: I bet you can't jump high enough to touch the celling, without using your powers.
Makkari*signing*: Try me, bitch.
Kingo*signing*: I got a plan. It might get us both killed, but if works it will be a total boss story. Cool?
Makkari*signing*: No, it's not cool!
Kingo*signing*:Cool.
Makkari*signing*:No, no. I signed it's not cool!
Sprite: I HATE YOU WITH EVERY INCH OF MY BODY KINGO!
Kingo*laughing*: Well, that's not a lot of inches.
Kingo *signing*: Would you take a bullet for me Makkari?
Makkari *signing confused*: Uhm, yes. I guess...
*Druig angrily smashing his book on the floor*
Kingo *signing*: Great, thanks!
Druig*stopping Kingo*: Where do you think you're going?!
Karun: Amazing sir. I got that on camera!
Kingo: Karun, a bit of help here!
Karun: Sir, I think sir Druig dosen't want that. And it would be better for the documentary sir Kingo!
Phastos *signing*: Uhmm what did you with our ship?
Makkari*signing*: Uhm, I'll let Druig answer that.
Druig *signing*: So you know we had a lot of time and well she rebordered the cylinder, modified the intake valves on the injection system, added a blower and installed a 5 pound nitrous thank.
Makkari*signing*: And he put some cool stickers!
Kingo: You know normal couples have sex.
Kingo *signing*: So I got this amazing plan to kill the deviants.
Makkari*rolling his eyes while signing*: We fail almost every time you say that.
Kingo*signing*:Well this is NOT the same! Because there's a tooka involved.