Childe: i hope you get run over
Scaramouche: hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. be the change you wish to see in the world. get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. you lazy fool.
Childe: YEAH SONNNNNNN
Zhongli: daddy
Childe: what the fuck
Zhongli: you called me son and i panicked
Childe: got called gay at headquarters today, lads
La Signora: tell us what happened, lad
Childe: i got called gay at headquarters
Scaramouche: yea but why?
Childe: i was being gay
Scaramouche: at headquarters?
Childe: yea it was at headquarters
Wait a minute...
Childe: i’m about to go fight scaramouche i’ll post the vid later
Childe: nvm i got my ass beat i’m not posting that shit
Percy: Are you the little spoon or the big spoon?
Nico: I’m a knife.
Will: He’s the little spoon.
so I heard there was a new harbinger
Childe: going clown spotting
Scaramouche: have you checked the mirror
Childe: well if you want me to die you can just say so
Xiangling: do you think i could fit fifteen marshmellows in my mouth?
Chongyun: you’re a hazard to society
Xingqiu: and a coward. do twenty
*On Twitter*
Fischl: “triggers can be anything” until the trigger is like literallly anything
Heizou: whew this blew up follow me for more bangers 🔥
Fischl: WHO R U??
Xiangling:
Childe:
Kaeya:
Ayaka:
Xiao:
Venti:
Thoma:
Albedo:
Chongyun:
Xingqiu:
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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