Childe: Going Clown Spotting

Kaeya: hey how do you like this picture i painted

Diluc: do you accept constructive criticism

Kaeya: sure

Diluc: it fucking sucks

Kaeya: that wasn’t constructive criticism

Kaeya: bigfoot, but fully shaved

Childe: mr. clean

Diluc: conversations like this are why i have anxiety

Xiao: thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that i may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you

Venti: do you practice this shit or do you come up with it on the spot

anders: hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision

hawke: dowcto, wew’re loswing him!!

anders: quick! hand me the defibwiwatow! 

fenris: please, turn off my fucking life support

*On Twitter*

Fischl: “triggers can be anything” until the trigger is like literallly anything

Heizou: whew this blew up follow me for more bangers 🔥

Fischl: WHO R U??

Asmodeus: your hair doesn’t go with your outfit. you look kind of halloween-y

Mammon: the fuck is up your ass today?

Asmodeus: a worm. just to make me lose a few pounds

Xingqiu: you have beautiful eyes

Chongyun: thanks i need them to see

Leviathan: i wish i lacked critical thinking skills like mammon, he seems so happy

Venti: everyone u meet is fighting a battle u know nothing about. be kind ❤️

Diluc: i once saw you punch a girl scout for not having thin mints

Venti: exactly. that was my battle. so be kind

Lucas: there’s only one thing worse than dying

Lucas: *rips paper off that says ‘max’ under it* boom

Mike: max

Lucas: no