Xingqiu: You Have Beautiful Eyes

PONDERING MY ORB

Varric: As your best friend-

Hawke: Fenris is my best friend

Varric:

As your best friend

“i wish we could have a tgcf spinoff of hua cheng’s pov”

hua cheng’s pov: gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege

Michonne: I wish you’d just admit when you’re wrong

Carl, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt

Amber: my mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like three sets of random teeth mixed around

Bennett: my dad kept the dog’s baby teeth but not mine

Xiangling: okay im so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like really funny im so sorry

Childe: what the fuck dogs lose their teeth? also who the fuck keeps baby teeth thats horrific

Razor: my dad kept my baby teeth. and then my second set fell out so i kept those in a little bag and now we both have have a set of my baby teeth

Albedo: wait what? how many sets of teeth do you have im so confused?

Razor: i had three sets of teeth. the dentist said it was fine cause nothing grew out of place but it was weird cause i had them for a few years then they started all coming out at once

Albedo: im sorry you grew teeth like a shark? what?

Chongyun: when i was younger i watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing her baby teeth and crush them all into a powder under the leg of a chair cause she was bored

Xingqiu: excuse me?

Traveler: this entire conversation was like getting punched repeatedly, but from a different angle each time

Chat Noir: As your best friend-

Marinette: Alya is my best friend

Chat Noir:

As your best friend

I want a baby meme with genshin characters:

Childe:

Xingqiu:

Chongyun:

Barbara:

Diluc:

Beidou:

Amber:

Xiangling:

Mona:

Jean:

Ei: your name... is kunikuzushi. it means ‘country destroyer’. i hope you-

Scaramouche: *becomes evil*

Ei: well i don’t know how that could’ve happened

Diavolo: today, i think i’ll cause problems on purpose

Lucifer: i’m begging you to just stay home

Kaeya: nice ass sorry about the mental illness

Albedo: thank you king