Varric: As your best friend-
Hawke: Fenris is my best friend
Varric:
As your best friend
I want a baby meme with genshin characters:
Childe:
Xingqiu:
Chongyun:
Barbara:
Diluc:
Beidou:
Amber:
Xiangling:
Mona:
Jean:
Mona giving a tarot reading: i don’t know what’s going on here. like i just keep getting “the fool” over and over again? every card i pull. the whole deck is just “the fool” now. which shouldn’t even be physically possible.
Chongyun, a fucking fool: figures
Adrien: *gets a paper cut*
Marinette, under her breath: hasn’t he been through enough
Percy: Are you the little spoon or the big spoon?
Nico: I’m a knife.
Will: He’s the little spoon.
so I heard there was a new harbinger
Traveler: you ever get so tired you start seeing hilicurls
Bennett: me after i eat 17 weird colored berries and start seeing the hat man
Traveler: THE WHO??
Bennett: oh this is not a safe space suddenly
Kaeya: nice ass sorry about the mental illness
Albedo: thank you king
Razor: i amn just........ a litle creacher, thatse it. i canot change this....
Bennett: i know this, and i love you
Itto: bro she’s online
Itto: what do i do??
Heizou: send nudes
Itto: u first
Heizou: ?
Heizou: send it to HER
Itto: oh my bad
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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