So I Heard There Was A New Harbinger

Fenris: Wait, are you... flirting with me?

Hawke: Have been for the past three years but thanks for noticing.

Belphegor: how do i put myself in a coma without killing myself or giving myself permanent brain damage? My life sucks and i want to die but i think i might want to wake up later, plus i have a twin brother who i don’t want to scar

Belphegor: update: lol i don’t want to die, i just want to go to sleep for like a month

Belphegor: update 2: to all you idiots incapable of literacy, i didn’t ask how to improve my current circumstances, i asked how to induce a coma

I am a ladybug stan first and a human second

-both alya and adrien

anders: hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision

hawke: dowcto, wew’re loswing him!!

anders: quick! hand me the defibwiwatow! 

fenris: please, turn off my fucking life support

Bennett: <3

Razor: how did you type that

Bennett: oh it’s < + 3

Razor: nevermind i got it

Razor: Ɛ>

Bennett: what the fuck

Sole: h-

Nick: what this dumbaSS BITCH was trying to say

Sora: wait silverfish are real?? and not just a minecraft thing??

Sora: thank god skeletons don’t exist! that’d be fucked up!

Riku: hey...sora...?

Sora: hey what’s up!

Asmodeus: this is literally the most boring party ive ever been to. can we leave already?

MC: Asmo, it’s my grandmother’s funeral

Childe: do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

The Traveler: hi yeah what the actual, literal, genuine FUCK does this mean