Ei: your name... is kunikuzushi. it means ‘country destroyer’. i hope you-
Scaramouche: *becomes evil*
Ei: well i don’t know how that could’ve happened
Xiangling: i hate being high. why do i keep hearing footsteps
Chongyun: are you walking?
Xiangling: oh shit
childe could also EASILY be beidou
Lawrence: Eugene, you’ll be on nightwatch today.
Eugene: Um, I beg to differ.
Lawrence: Then beg.
Venti: everyone u meet is fighting a battle u know nothing about. be kind ❤️
Diluc: i once saw you punch a girl scout for not having thin mints
Venti: exactly. that was my battle. so be kind
Lauren: it’s too dark for me to see
Andy: don’t worry, sis. i got this
Andy: *stomps foot so his sketchers light up*
Lauren: what the fuck
Kaeya: bigfoot, but fully shaved
Childe: mr. clean
Diluc: conversations like this are why i have anxiety
Childe: barbecue time! i have steaks, chicken, beef patties, and sausage what do you want?
Ganyu: im vegan
Childe: try the guillotine
Xiangling:
Childe:
Kaeya:
Ayaka:
Xiao:
Venti:
Thoma:
Albedo:
Chongyun:
Xingqiu:
Childe: i just killed your entire family for not paying the fatui back
Some Random Person: what..? i live alone?
Childe: what?
Childe: then who were the people in your house?
Some Random Person: there’s people in my house???
Childe: well not anymore
Chongyun: when i was younger Xingqiu told me that the paper strip that’s in chocolate kisses were edible, and i ate them with the chocolate for like a year
Hu Tao: they are!!
Chongyun: wait for real?
Hu Tao: why would you believe this again 😔😔😔
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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