Xiangling: Do You Think I Could Fit Fifteen Marshmellows In My Mouth?

Daniel: I’m at this fake ass campsite with all these fake ass people

Cassidy: hey

Daniel: hey!

Daniel: fuckin bitch

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Venti: dam girl, r u a construction worker cauz ur building

Xiao: ...building?

Venti: 👍

Xiao: what the fuck does that mean

Venti: mind your own business

N being in constant pain during M's romance is SS tier

Childe: got called gay at headquarters today, lads

La Signora: tell us what happened, lad

Childe: i got called gay at headquarters

Scaramouche: yea but why?

Childe: i was being gay

Scaramouche: at headquarters?

Childe: yea it was at headquarters

Adrien: Nino, can you do me a favor?

Nino: I’d kill for you but go on.

Jean: you have the right to remain silent

Venti: but do i have the ability?

Percy: Are you the little spoon or the big spoon?

Nico: I’m a knife.

Will: He’s the little spoon.

BAXTER DLC SPOILERS

Baxter just straight up lying throughout his dlc for absolutely no reason is so fucking funny to me. It wasn’t even Shiloh type lying, he just decided to make up fun facts for fun. he’s so me coded

Zhongli: hey do any of my followers know how to render really well?

Childe: i can render my enemies immobile

Zhongli: i meant like 3d computer renders but ill keep you in mind for future reference