N being in constant pain during M's romance is SS tier
Random Treasure Horder: please don’t kill me
Kaeya: i can bring you in warm or i could bring you in cold. start talking
Klee: *desperately trying to hand one of them a wet cheerio*
Childe: going clown spotting
Scaramouche: have you checked the mirror
Childe: well if you want me to die you can just say so
Jean: you have the right to remain silent
Venti: but do i have the ability?
MC: so you wanna head to my room?
Leviathan: sure...
MC: you have protection?
Leviathan: w-why what’s in there?
I want a baby meme with genshin characters:
Childe:
Xingqiu:
Chongyun:
Barbara:
Diluc:
Beidou:
Amber:
Xiangling:
Mona:
Jean:
Xiao: had it not been for the laws of this land, i would have slaughtered you
Childe: all i did was ask where the bathroom was
9S: *hacker voice* I’m in
2B: you don’t have to say ‘hacker voice’ every time
Signora: hey
Scaramouche: what the fuck
Childe: didn’t you die??
Signora: that was weeks ago dude. things change
Razor: tony hawks moving castle
Razor: i can’t remember the name of it
Bennett: howl?
Razor: aaaaauuuuu??
Razor: oh
Fenris: Wait, are you... flirting with me?
Hawke: Have been for the past three years but thanks for noticing.
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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