why must we play god
I installed Skyrim on the Pip-Boy in Fallout 4
*On Twitter*
Fischl: “triggers can be anything” until the trigger is like literallly anything
Heizou: whew this blew up follow me for more bangers 🔥
Fischl: WHO R U??
On April 27, 2034 at 11:22 pm you will perish in a fire. Be prepared.
On April 27, 2034 at 11:22 pm you’ll join me
Childe: YEAH SONNNNNNN
Zhongli: daddy
Childe: what the fuck
Zhongli: you called me son and i panicked
Traveler: the door is locked
Venti: i got it! childe, give me your credit card
Childe: okay?
Venti, pocketing it: cool. razor, kick the door down
Childe: do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you
The Traveler: hi yeah what the actual, literal, genuine FUCK does this mean
Jean: you have the right to remain silent
Venti: but do i have the ability?
MacCready: Lets each tell a secret about ourselves
Deacon: okay
MacCready: I... hate you
Belphegor: i just got jumped
Mammon: why??? what’d you do???
Belphegor: oh i don’t know let me just go ask them. i swear you ask the dumbest fucking questions
childe could also EASILY be beidou
Childe: i think i might’ve ate Xiao’s almond tofu
Childe: how long do you think i have to live?
Zhongli: five
Childe: five??? five what???
Zhongli: four
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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