Traveler: the door is locked
Venti: i got it! childe, give me your credit card
Childe: okay?
Venti, pocketing it: cool. razor, kick the door down
Childe: YEAH SONNNNNNN
Zhongli: daddy
Childe: what the fuck
Zhongli: you called me son and i panicked
Hawke: Okay, Corypheus is right through there.
Isabela: And what’s your escape plan, exactly?
Hawke: It’s... still a work in progress.
Isabela: Can I have your kinky magic book collection if you die?
Hawke: Obviously. You didn’t need to ask that, Isabela.
I want a baby meme with genshin characters:
Childe:
Xingqiu:
Chongyun:
Barbara:
Diluc:
Beidou:
Amber:
Xiangling:
Mona:
Jean:
Childe: once i master the bow it’s over for you bitches
Klee: do you still have that giant astronomy coloring book back at your house?
Mona: it’s not a coloring book
Klee: uh oh
Scaramouche: can someone come bail me out? i just got arrested for being too irritating.
Childe: on my way!
Childe: can someone come bail me out :(
N being in constant pain during M's romance is SS tier
Venti: everyone u meet is fighting a battle u know nothing about. be kind ❤️
Diluc: i once saw you punch a girl scout for not having thin mints
Venti: exactly. that was my battle. so be kind
Kaeya: nice ass sorry about the mental illness
Albedo: thank you king
Lauren: it’s too dark for me to see
Andy: don’t worry, sis. i got this
Andy: *stomps foot so his sketchers light up*
Lauren: what the fuck
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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