Childe: I Think I Might’ve Ate Xiao’s Almond Tofu

Door dash texts with Genshin Impact characters

Chongyun:

Venti:

Bennett:

Childe:

Razor:

Beidou:

I am a ladybug stan first and a human second

-both alya and adrien

Kaeya: jesus, diluc! what would you have told mom if i’d died?!

Diluc: hey mom, i have good news and bad news. good news, we’ve finally got room for that 🎵jacuzzi you wanted🎵

Zhongli: hey do any of my followers know how to render really well?

Childe: i can render my enemies immobile

Zhongli: i meant like 3d computer renders but ill keep you in mind for future reference

Childe: zhongli and i have been fighting lately

Childe: how do you deal with arguments between you and ningguang?

Beidou: me and my bitch don’t argue

Beidou: she tells me to shut up and i do

9S: *hacker voice* I’m in

2B: you don’t have to say ‘hacker voice’ every time

Childe: just gonna start killing people i don’t find funny

Scaramouche: national suicide prevention hotline

Childe: shut the fuck up

Hawke: Wow. Handcuffs? You’re kinky…

Aveline: First off, I’m captain of the guard. Secondly, you’re under arrest.

MC: You can address me as Eagle One.

MC: Barnaby, code name, Been There, Done That.

MC: Talbott is Currently Doing That.

MC: Bill is It Happened Once In A Dream.

MC: Penny, code name, If I Had To Pick A Girl.

MC: Rowan is...

MC: Eagle Two.

Rowan: Oh, thank god.

Hawke: Okay, Corypheus is right through there.

Isabela: And what’s your escape plan, exactly?

Hawke: It’s... still a work in progress.

Isabela: Can I have your kinky magic book collection if you die?

Hawke: Obviously. You didn’t need to ask that, Isabela.