Belphegor: I Just Got Jumped

Belphegor: i just got jumped

Mammon: why??? what’d you do???

Belphegor: oh i don’t know let me just go ask them. i swear you ask the dumbest fucking questions

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Curtis: Nathan was a dick, a moron, an idiot, but most importantly, he was a twat. He will be missed.

Nathan: Stop telling people I’m dead.

Curtis: Sometimes we can still hear his voice.

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4 years ago

MC: let’s not forget that one time you literally killed me

Belphegor: how many times am i gonna have to apologize for that

MC: once would be nice

Belphegor: no

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4 years ago

Mammon: self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys

Asmodeus: no self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap stuff like that basically

Satan: self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel their bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Leviathan: self care is taking your birthday cake so i can eat the frosting

Beelzebub: if you touch my birthday cake i’ll make you eat your hands

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2 years ago

Barbara, to some Random: remember that Barbatos is always watching 💞

Venti: *literally so fucked up he forgot how to breathe automatically*

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4 years ago

Kaeya: nice ass sorry about the mental illness

Albedo: thank you king

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2 years ago

Itto: wanna play 20 questions?

Gorou: no not really

Itto: okay just ask me a question

Gorou: but i just-

Gorou: uh okay, do you have any pet peeves?

Itto: yeah i got a cow

Itto: wanna kiss?

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4 years ago

Childe: YEAH SONNNNNNN

Zhongli: daddy

Childe: what the fuck

Zhongli: you called me son and i panicked

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4 years ago

so I heard there was a new harbinger

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3 years ago

Genshin Characters as ‘Would you still love me if I was a worm’

Xiangling:

Childe:

Kaeya:

Ayaka:

Xiao:

Venti:

Thoma:

Albedo:

Chongyun:

Xingqiu:

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3 years ago

Chongyun: oh, auntie. you’re late

Shenhe: yes i’m sorry. i was doing… things

Xingqiu: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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