Jason: *walks into living room and pauses, looking at tim* uh Tim: *frowns as he looks up from a book* what? Jason: um. Tim: dude. Spit it out. Jason: *still staring* you like that book? Tim: yeah I’m really loving it! It’s a new bestseller, Steph recommended it. It’s a fun fantasy. ‘S got dragons and the romance is nice and Jane Austen-esque. You should read it, it’s right up your alley. Jason: uh. Okay. I’ll, uh, look into it. And, uh, what about the author? Know anything about them? Tim: *frowns* aside from the fact that there’s like, no information about them, no Jason: *chuckles nervously* ah, yeah. Haha.
Jason, later to his editor: hey can we change my pseudonym? I wanna use “Todd Peter” and see how long it takes for my brother to yell at me editor: Jason that’s not how pseudonyms work
am I the only one who doesn't headcanon Percy Jackson as a Gryffindor? I have read a lot of fanfics where they put Percy in Gryffindor and I don't think it would be his Hogwarts house.
And even though Percy is brave and known for helping people, his fatal flaw is loyalty!!! that is the most Hufflepuff trait you can have! And of course, Hufflepuff isn't as "cool" and awesome as Gryffindor, but Percy would be a perfect puff.
For those who forgot, these are Hogwarts' house traits.
Gryffindors: bravery helping others, and chivalry.
Hufflepuffs: hard work, patience, loyalty, and fair play.
Ravenclaws: intelligence, knowledge, planning ahead, and wit.
Slytherins: ambition, cunningness, heritage, and resourcefulness.
does adrien read ladynoir fanfics in his free time?
Mai in Zutara fics: *emotionaly stunned and/or a shitty ex
Mai and Zuko in Zukka fics:
Zuko: I have to tell you something, I'm gay
Mai *looking at Ty Lee*: same
i have some mixed feelings about the mha fandom, but I love that the first thing that most fanfic writers do when the first year of ua starts is expelling the grapist (mineta)
I was reading a Anakin doesn't go boom crazy genocide mode (again) fic, and, I was like halfway through the second chapter and thinking, it would be pretty nice if this was a skywalkers apart fic, and gues what, i think i manifested it, cuz when i looked at the tags, (for context, I like to rawdog my fics, and only read the summary), There was a padme raises luke, anakin raises leia tag!
(i just realised that this isn't that much of an interesting story but I wanted to share some of my joy)
When I was younger, I always had a little bit of a crush on Jack Frost, but now, because I'm older and wiser, I know the truth,
Jack Frost's attractiveness pales in comparison to North's.
How did I not see how hot he was when I was younger?! he is sooo sexy with his tattoos and his beard
I love that man
why do so many people ship other people with father figures
I do not want to ship shame, but I am always disappointed when I find a nice fic with a good premise, and bam the father figure shipping starts...
normally, I just filter, but in small fandoms, I like to rawdog it and do no filters and no tag check except for the relationship tags and I am always so disappointed when they pull this...
rn i am really into the Rangers Apprentice fandom, and they only have a little over a thousand fics, (i know that sounds like a lot but I think i have read the fics i find interesting in a week) and i hate it when they ship halt/will! Halt is such a dad in other fics and it just makes me feel gross....