Why Do So Many People Ship Other People With Father Figures

I saw a post about how many people you need to kill to make a sword out of the blood of your enemies, it said four hundred people, but that's bull

short math

The typical range for blood ferritin is: For men, 24 to 336 micrograms per liter. For women, 11 to 307 micrograms per liter.

An average adult human has around 5 litres of blood 

a sword needs, let's say, 2,5 kg of iron

5 x 200 x 10^-6= 0.001 g

2500 : 0.001= 2500000

you need to kill 2.5 million people if you want a sword made of blood

(what am I doing with my life)

Kim Dokja is definitely a fanfic reader, but is he a Wattpad or an AO3 user?

i have some mixed feelings about the mha fandom, but I love that the first thing that most fanfic writers do when the first year of ua starts is expelling the grapist (mineta)

James Acaster is how i imagine Remus Lupin

his whole clothing vibe gives of Remus, the same can be said about his general weirdness

i am kinda scared to read a fic that strays so far away from canon

this is the fic btw:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33968944/chapters/84479605

Jason: *walks into living room and pauses, looking at tim* uh Tim: *frowns as he looks up from a book* what? Jason: um. Tim: dude. Spit it out. Jason: *still staring* you like that book? Tim: yeah I’m really loving it! It’s a new bestseller, Steph recommended it. It’s a fun fantasy. ‘S got dragons and the romance is nice and Jane Austen-esque. You should read it, it’s right up your alley. Jason: uh. Okay. I’ll, uh, look into it. And, uh, what about the author? Know anything about them? Tim: *frowns* aside from the fact that there’s like, no information about them, no Jason: *chuckles nervously* ah, yeah. Haha.

Jason, later to his editor: hey can we change my pseudonym? I wanna use “Todd Peter” and see how long it takes for my brother to yell at me editor: Jason that’s not how pseudonyms work

I love the "Jason is the only Wayne who can cook" headcanon

It is always so funny because it is such a contrast to his looks and whole Red Hood persona. And it is logical, Jason had to take care of his mother after all, when he was younger.

And it gives us many fun scenarios...

(House husband Jason Todd is just perfect.)

I am so done with Instagram

I have a very simple hobby: I like to send stupid reels to Donald Trump and tag him on posts, but Insta doesn't let me do it anymore T^T zuck doesn't let me have any fun anymore

unpopular opinion

Dagur is the hottest character in the whole httyd franchise

He is just so attractive with his craziness and his beard

look at the little pookiebear, wouldn't you forgive him for anything he does