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jason todd who progressively lies more and more as to explain how he came back to life

Tim: How the fuck did you win Uno 19 times in a row

Dick: Yeah you used to suck at this

Jason: Yeah actually that entire excuse that Superboy Prime punched the universe was a lie. I actually just called Death a bitch and challenged it to a game of Uno that lasted six months and won

Tim:

Dick:

Jason: :)

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Damien: Mother should have never allowed you to heal in the Lazarus Pits.

Jason: Actually I healed because when I was dead I was a ghost and like. Haunting Gotham as one does and then realised my dumbass body somehow left the grave so I had to find it and imagine how pissed I was when I found it in the Chernobyl pool

Damien:

Jason: Ghosts can't really hitch rides okay, I had to fucking walk

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JL: He came back... Wrong

Jason: Actually B lied that I died. I left to a boarding school and found my true passion, unicycling, and decided to unicycle over Eurasia and B was so embarrassed that he just started telling people I died

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Roy: So... How was death?

Jason: I fist fought St. Peter and fucking won he had to send me back

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Bruce, present for all of these: How did you actually come back to life, do you know? Have any theories?

Jason: The worms refused to eat me because I was so skinny and Mother Nature herself called me a disgrace and kicked me out

Nothing tickles my brain as much as a good Lily and Remus friendship. Platonic soulmates James and Sirius are good, but platonic soulmates Lily and Remus are better. They are such a good duo, and they make most Wolfstar fics so much better!!!

just Lily and Remus>>>>> they are fire people (I do not ship them btw)

I am a big Percy Jackson fan but one thing always annoyed me about the big prophesy

A half-blood of the eldest gods,

Shall reach sixteen against all odds.

And see the world in endless sleep,

A hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.

A single choice shall end his days,

Olympus to preserve or raze.

do you notice how they say "eldest gods". Everyone assumes it is about one of the children of the "big three" (Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon). They are not the only "eldest gods" around. If you think about it, this could also be about Demeter! (Hera and Hestia are both unable to get half-blood children, Hera can't cheat and Hestia is a maiden goddess who made a vow of chastity.) And there is more, Aphrodite is the oldest god! She was a child of Uranus (something explained in Heroes of Olympus). So why wasn't Silena Beauregard not the one in the prophesy??? She was 16 17ish when she died!!!!!

So they could've said big three, oldest brothers, etc.

I need to talk about redhead Jason

because the dyeing of Jason's hair makes his insecurities even stronger (and I love me some good ol' angst) and honestly prison Jason (the one where he is reading Pride and Prejudice) is the hottest man alive and I would beat up the Joker for him without any care about my safety

the gingerteam (the outlaws) would be an even better sight (Jason loves his Gingers almost more than Dick.... even Artemis had red hair)

(edit) just realized that I didn't add a picture of our dashing and handsome book nerd

#AmandaConner Cover #Art #Batman

does anyone have any good professor overshare x professor brickwall fic recommendations?

I just read 'Professor Todd's Mysterious Man' by TaxiCabToSlowtown

and I enjoyed it a lot. i have also read a jayvic version of this trope, but I can't find more

i have some mixed feelings about the mha fandom, but I love that the first thing that most fanfic writers do when the first year of ua starts is expelling the grapist (mineta)

Kim Dokja is definitely a fanfic reader, but is he a Wattpad or an AO3 user?

I feel whelmed today

kinda disappointed in the hermitcraft fandom rn (especially the Grain fans) when I looked up Solidarity for some Timmy fics on ao3 I couldn't find any Timmy | Solidarity tags. Even a Timmy | Jimmy | Solidarity would have been funny but noooo, only the Jimmy | Solidarity tag exists.

so please dear fic writers use his lore accurate name, and don't be a bore