jason todd who progressively lies more and more as to explain how he came back to life
Tim: How the fuck did you win Uno 19 times in a row
Dick: Yeah you used to suck at this
Jason: Yeah actually that entire excuse that Superboy Prime punched the universe was a lie. I actually just called Death a bitch and challenged it to a game of Uno that lasted six months and won
Tim:
Dick:
Jason: :)
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Damien: Mother should have never allowed you to heal in the Lazarus Pits.
Jason: Actually I healed because when I was dead I was a ghost and like. Haunting Gotham as one does and then realised my dumbass body somehow left the grave so I had to find it and imagine how pissed I was when I found it in the Chernobyl pool
Damien:
Jason: Ghosts can't really hitch rides okay, I had to fucking walk
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JL: He came back... Wrong
Jason: Actually B lied that I died. I left to a boarding school and found my true passion, unicycling, and decided to unicycle over Eurasia and B was so embarrassed that he just started telling people I died
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Roy: So... How was death?
Jason: I fist fought St. Peter and fucking won he had to send me back
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Bruce, present for all of these: How did you actually come back to life, do you know? Have any theories?
Jason: The worms refused to eat me because I was so skinny and Mother Nature herself called me a disgrace and kicked me out
this says a lot about bruce...
I love that there are also a lot of variants of the tag, like Bruce Wayne's C+ parenting
I love the batfandom
bruce......
when they use the No Romantic Relationship(s) tag and don't use any other relationship tag 🤦‍♂️(I like to rawdog my fics, and only look at the relationship tags because spoilers, but it is very annoying if I have to guess
unpopular opinion
Dagur is the hottest character in the whole httyd franchise
He is just so attractive with his craziness and his beard
look at the little pookiebear, wouldn't you forgive him for anything he does
Mai in Zutara fics: *emotionaly stunned and/or a shitty ex
Mai and Zuko in Zukka fics:
Zuko: I have to tell you something, I'm gay
Mai *looking at Ty Lee*: same
does adrien read ladynoir fanfics in his free time?
What if, reverse falls Dipper's real name was Tyrone, and he wished he was named Mason?
Lego Ninjago ruined the name Lloyd for me
It is impossible to read it for me in any other way than Laloyd
I am a big Percy Jackson fan but one thing always annoyed me about the big prophesy
A half-blood of the eldest gods,
Shall reach sixteen against all odds.
And see the world in endless sleep,
A hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days,
Olympus to preserve or raze.
do you notice how they say "eldest gods". Everyone assumes it is about one of the children of the "big three" (Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon). They are not the only "eldest gods" around. If you think about it, this could also be about Demeter! (Hera and Hestia are both unable to get half-blood children, Hera can't cheat and Hestia is a maiden goddess who made a vow of chastity.) And there is more, Aphrodite is the oldest god! She was a child of Uranus (something explained in Heroes of Olympus). So why wasn't Silena Beauregard not the one in the prophesy??? She was 16 17ish when she died!!!!!
So they could've said big three, oldest brothers, etc.
I just went to Wattpad for a second, ran back to AO3 immediately, those 13 year olds need to touch some grass