Am I The Only One Who Doesn't Headcanon Percy Jackson As A Gryffindor? I Have Read A Lot Of Fanfics Where

unpopular opinion

Dagur is the hottest character in the whole httyd franchise

He is just so attractive with his craziness and his beard

look at the little pookiebear, wouldn't you forgive him for anything he does

I am so done with Instagram

I have a very simple hobby: I like to send stupid reels to Donald Trump and tag him on posts, but Insta doesn't let me do it anymore T^T zuck doesn't let me have any fun anymore

Jason: *walks into living room and pauses, looking at tim* uh Tim: *frowns as he looks up from a book* what? Jason: um. Tim: dude. Spit it out. Jason: *still staring* you like that book? Tim: yeah I’m really loving it! It’s a new bestseller, Steph recommended it. It’s a fun fantasy. ‘S got dragons and the romance is nice and Jane Austen-esque. You should read it, it’s right up your alley. Jason: uh. Okay. I’ll, uh, look into it. And, uh, what about the author? Know anything about them? Tim: *frowns* aside from the fact that there’s like, no information about them, no Jason: *chuckles nervously* ah, yeah. Haha.

Jason, later to his editor: hey can we change my pseudonym? I wanna use “Todd Peter” and see how long it takes for my brother to yell at me editor: Jason that’s not how pseudonyms work

James Acaster is how i imagine Remus Lupin

his whole clothing vibe gives of Remus, the same can be said about his general weirdness

i am kinda scared to read a fic that strays so far away from canon

this is the fic btw:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33968944/chapters/84479605

when they use the No Romantic Relationship(s) tag and don't use any other relationship tag 🤦‍♂️(I like to rawdog my fics, and only look at the relationship tags because spoilers, but it is very annoying if I have to guess

imagine how funny a fem! Anakin Skywalker would've been

Anakin, trying to hide their pregnancy, and Obi-Wan pretending he doesn't see it, would be very entertaining

Also, it makes a lot of sense because Anakin has technically only his mother's DNA, and a female only has X chromosomes and can't make a male on her own (XY chromosomes).

idk who made up the shipname for Gwaine x Arthur, but Arwaine is not the superior shipname, I am pro Gwarthur, please use this beautiful shipname carefully....

(i love making up shipnames that sound as terrible as it can be. why make some cute shipname if you can also just use an conflation from hell)

i do not ship them very much, but i was reading some gwainelin (merlin x gwaine) fics and then I started thinking about the word gwarthur, and I needed to share

i have some mixed feelings about the mha fandom, but I love that the first thing that most fanfic writers do when the first year of ua starts is expelling the grapist (mineta)

When I was younger, I always had a little bit of a crush on Jack Frost, but now, because I'm older and wiser, I know the truth,

Jack Frost's attractiveness pales in comparison to North's.

How did I not see how hot he was when I was younger?! he is sooo sexy with his tattoos and his beard

I love that man