Sammy-bammy - Zazar

jason todd who progressively lies more and more as to explain how he came back to life

Tim: How the fuck did you win Uno 19 times in a row

Dick: Yeah you used to suck at this

Jason: Yeah actually that entire excuse that Superboy Prime punched the universe was a lie. I actually just called Death a bitch and challenged it to a game of Uno that lasted six months and won

Tim:

Dick:

Jason: :)

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Damien: Mother should have never allowed you to heal in the Lazarus Pits.

Jason: Actually I healed because when I was dead I was a ghost and like. Haunting Gotham as one does and then realised my dumbass body somehow left the grave so I had to find it and imagine how pissed I was when I found it in the Chernobyl pool

Damien:

Jason: Ghosts can't really hitch rides okay, I had to fucking walk

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JL: He came back... Wrong

Jason: Actually B lied that I died. I left to a boarding school and found my true passion, unicycling, and decided to unicycle over Eurasia and B was so embarrassed that he just started telling people I died

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Roy: So... How was death?

Jason: I fist fought St. Peter and fucking won he had to send me back

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Bruce, present for all of these: How did you actually come back to life, do you know? Have any theories?

Jason: The worms refused to eat me because I was so skinny and Mother Nature herself called me a disgrace and kicked me out

does anyone have any good professor overshare x professor brickwall fic recommendations?

I just read 'Professor Todd's Mysterious Man' by TaxiCabToSlowtown

and I enjoyed it a lot. i have also read a jayvic version of this trope, but I can't find more

he hasn't done anything wrong in his entire life

can you give him really big and sparkling eyes?

When ur mad at him this is who you’re mad at btw

imagine how funny a fem! Anakin Skywalker would've been

Anakin, trying to hide their pregnancy, and Obi-Wan pretending he doesn't see it, would be very entertaining

Also, it makes a lot of sense because Anakin has technically only his mother's DNA, and a female only has X chromosomes and can't make a male on her own (XY chromosomes).

Wouldn't the world be a better place if a nice writer (like Rick Riordan) wrote Harry Potter instead of Joanne Katheen Rowling

this says a lot about bruce...

I love that there are also a lot of variants of the tag, like Bruce Wayne's C+ parenting

I love the batfandom

bruce......

why do so many people ship other people with father figures

I do not want to ship shame, but I am always disappointed when I find a nice fic with a good premise, and bam the father figure shipping starts...

normally, I just filter, but in small fandoms, I like to rawdog it and do no filters and no tag check except for the relationship tags and I am always so disappointed when they pull this...

rn i am really into the Rangers Apprentice fandom, and they only have a little over a thousand fics, (i know that sounds like a lot but I think i have read the fics i find interesting in a week) and i hate it when they ship halt/will! Halt is such a dad in other fics and it just makes me feel gross....

Jason: *walks into living room and pauses, looking at tim* uh Tim: *frowns as he looks up from a book* what? Jason: um. Tim: dude. Spit it out. Jason: *still staring* you like that book? Tim: yeah I’m really loving it! It’s a new bestseller, Steph recommended it. It’s a fun fantasy. ‘S got dragons and the romance is nice and Jane Austen-esque. You should read it, it’s right up your alley. Jason: uh. Okay. I’ll, uh, look into it. And, uh, what about the author? Know anything about them? Tim: *frowns* aside from the fact that there’s like, no information about them, no Jason: *chuckles nervously* ah, yeah. Haha.

Jason, later to his editor: hey can we change my pseudonym? I wanna use “Todd Peter” and see how long it takes for my brother to yell at me editor: Jason that’s not how pseudonyms work

Kim Dokja is definitely a fanfic reader, but is he a Wattpad or an AO3 user?

How do you explain to someone that your favorite character is not only from a kids' show, but also from a specific alternate universe

(it's Alcor the dreambender btw, I love the lill guy so much, he's my background at the moment, and my father asked who he is and I couldn't explain)