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AND LET ME TEACH YOU A THING ABOUT MY NEW FAVORITE CELEBRITY, BRIAN ROBERTS.
He’s the CEO of Comcast, but GET THIS: HES ACTUALLY REALLY HECKING RAD.
I know, hearing he’s a CEO of a billion dollar company immediately makes you think he’s greedy, but he actually DONATED 76000 DOLLARS TO DEMOCRATS.
YES.
DEMOCRATS.
NOT REPUBLICANS.
AND HE SUPPORTS HILLARY. JUST LIKE US.
He also supports the affordable health care act.
You know, OBAMACARE?
HE SUPPORTS OBAMACARE YOU GUYS.
And people will say, what? He’s still a rich old white guy. How is he any different from, say, Trump?
Well I say, he’s completely different from trump.
He’s not racist, homophobic, aphobic, OR a terf.
He’s just a cute bean trying to make his way in the world. He worked HARD for all his money, and works harder than any of his employees.
And he has three kids, so we know he’s also a super sweet dad.
Plus…he’s super hecking cute.
Move over markiplier, i think i just found my newest celeb crush.
SO.
HE SUPPORTS HILLARY, DONATES TO DEMOCRATS, LOVES OBAMACARE, IS HECKA CUTE, AND OWNS THE BEST CABLE COMPANY IN THE WORLD?!
SIGN ME THE FRICK UP.
The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable
Every group project ever.
im losing my fucking mind over this video
Always remember to keep up with your dosages
*gay apple employee voice* “so like, you totally, like, get this from fox news? im clever”
Pussy worth dying for…I guess…
I’ve never seen more effective use of fantasy animation to promote tourism [x]
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I'm over you, but still, I miss those times. Especially when I feel this lonely at this point in my life.
"Off. Now."
"Yes sir"