Robert4452 - Always Improving

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

Why am I up late?

I woke up at like 2 am and I can't sleep so here we are

LISTEN THE HECK UP YOU GUYS.

AND LET ME TEACH YOU A THING ABOUT MY NEW FAVORITE CELEBRITY, BRIAN ROBERTS. 

He’s the CEO of Comcast, but GET THIS: HES ACTUALLY REALLY HECKING RAD.

I know, hearing he’s a CEO of a billion dollar company immediately makes you think he’s greedy, but he actually DONATED 76000 DOLLARS TO DEMOCRATS. 

 YES. 

 DEMOCRATS. 

 NOT REPUBLICANS. 

 AND HE SUPPORTS HILLARY. JUST LIKE US.

He also supports the affordable health care act.

You know, OBAMACARE?

HE SUPPORTS OBAMACARE YOU GUYS. 

And people will say, what? He’s still a rich old white guy. How is he any different from, say, Trump? 

Well I say, he’s completely different from trump.

He’s not racist, homophobic, aphobic, OR a terf. 

He’s just a cute bean trying to make his way in the world. He worked HARD for all his money, and works harder than any of his employees. 

And he has three kids, so we know he’s also a super sweet dad.

Plus…he’s super hecking cute. 

Move over markiplier, i think i just found my newest celeb crush. 

SO.

HE SUPPORTS HILLARY, DONATES TO DEMOCRATS, LOVES OBAMACARE, IS HECKA CUTE, AND OWNS THE BEST CABLE COMPANY IN THE WORLD?!

SIGN ME THE FRICK UP.

Humble Brag~

Soooo just a bit of a humble brag, I'm high key the best employee at my job. Ya boy's got some of the highest percentages in the company and 99% of the time has the highest numbers in our store every week. Also I got $4500 dollars of toys and books donated to kids who were in seriously shitty conditions. PLUSSSS my GM is awesome and most of the people there like me. It really makes me happy when I'm surrounded by people who I can make laugh and who make me laugh.

Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever find someone perfect for me.

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbA7iqJc0Bc)

Simple rope chest harness tutorial.  

Even though I try hard to be a better person and improve myself and be less awkward, I still fall flat on my face. Am I destined to be alone?