LISTEN THE HECK UP YOU GUYS.

AND LET ME TEACH YOU A THING ABOUT MY NEW FAVORITE CELEBRITY, BRIAN ROBERTS.

He’s the CEO of Comcast, but GET THIS: HES ACTUALLY REALLY HECKING RAD.

I know, hearing he’s a CEO of a billion dollar company immediately makes you think he’s greedy, but he actually DONATED 76000 DOLLARS TO DEMOCRATS.

YES.

DEMOCRATS.

NOT REPUBLICANS.

AND HE SUPPORTS HILLARY. JUST LIKE US.

He also supports the affordable health care act.

You know, OBAMACARE?

HE SUPPORTS OBAMACARE YOU GUYS.

And people will say, what? He’s still a rich old white guy. How is he any different from, say, Trump?

Well I say, he’s completely different from trump.

He’s not racist, homophobic, aphobic, OR a terf.

He’s just a cute bean trying to make his way in the world. He worked HARD for all his money, and works harder than any of his employees.

And he has three kids, so we know he’s also a super sweet dad.

Plus…he’s super hecking cute.

Move over markiplier, i think i just found my newest celeb crush.

SO.

HE SUPPORTS HILLARY, DONATES TO DEMOCRATS, LOVES OBAMACARE, IS HECKA CUTE, AND OWNS THE BEST CABLE COMPANY IN THE WORLD?!

SIGN ME THE FRICK UP.

Okay I should probably sleep

It's like 3:20 fuck I'm up too lateeee I wish I didn't wake up earlier 😭. Oh well. At least I can sleep in.

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robert4452

7 years ago

Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever find someone perfect for me.

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6 years ago

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6 years ago

Always Remember To Keep Up With Your Dosages

Always remember to keep up with your dosages

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robert4452

6 years ago

*gay Apple Employee Voice* “so Like, You Totally, Like, Get This From Fox News? Im Clever”

*gay apple employee voice* “so like, you totally, like, get this from fox news? im clever”

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robert4452

7 years ago

Humble Brag~

Soooo just a bit of a humble brag, I'm high key the best employee at my job. Ya boy's got some of the highest percentages in the company and 99% of the time has the highest numbers in our store every week. Also I got $4500 dollars of toys and books donated to kids who were in seriously shitty conditions. PLUSSSS my GM is awesome and most of the people there like me. It really makes me happy when I'm surrounded by people who I can make laugh and who make me laugh.

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robert4452

7 years ago

Also can we just talk about how amazing that is too? Like ugh

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7 years ago

I could go on and on about why Ready Player One looks like a steaming pile but if there’s one thing that absolutely pisses me off is that in this game where you can be anything, everyone chooses to be a character like Tracer or a battletoad and nobody looks like this