Humble Brag~
Humble Brag~
Soooo just a bit of a humble brag, I'm high key the best employee at my job. Ya boy's got some of the highest percentages in the company and 99% of the time has the highest numbers in our store every week. Also I got $4500 dollars of toys and books donated to kids who were in seriously shitty conditions. PLUSSSS my GM is awesome and most of the people there like me. It really makes me happy when I'm surrounded by people who I can make laugh and who make me laugh.
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The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable
*gay apple employee voice* “so like, you totally, like, get this from fox news? im clever”
im losing my fucking mind over this video
Every group project ever.
Even though I try hard to be a better person and improve myself and be less awkward, I still fall flat on my face. Am I destined to be alone?
Dream
I dreamt about you
The first time in a while
I hated it. Just like I hate you.
*barf*
Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever find someone perfect for me.
