AND LET ME TEACH YOU A THING ABOUT MY NEW FAVORITE CELEBRITY, BRIAN ROBERTS.
He’s the CEO of Comcast, but GET THIS: HES ACTUALLY REALLY HECKING RAD.
I know, hearing he’s a CEO of a billion dollar company immediately makes you think he’s greedy, but he actually DONATED 76000 DOLLARS TO DEMOCRATS.
YES.
DEMOCRATS.
NOT REPUBLICANS.
AND HE SUPPORTS HILLARY. JUST LIKE US.
He also supports the affordable health care act.
You know, OBAMACARE?
HE SUPPORTS OBAMACARE YOU GUYS.
And people will say, what? He’s still a rich old white guy. How is he any different from, say, Trump?
Well I say, he’s completely different from trump.
He’s not racist, homophobic, aphobic, OR a terf.
He’s just a cute bean trying to make his way in the world. He worked HARD for all his money, and works harder than any of his employees.
And he has three kids, so we know he’s also a super sweet dad.
Plus…he’s super hecking cute.
Move over markiplier, i think i just found my newest celeb crush.
SO.
HE SUPPORTS HILLARY, DONATES TO DEMOCRATS, LOVES OBAMACARE, IS HECKA CUTE, AND OWNS THE BEST CABLE COMPANY IN THE WORLD?!
SIGN ME THE FRICK UP.
we gonna fuck a lot love ya
In all honesty though, I've been feeling happier and happier by the day.
"Off. Now."
"Yes sir"
let me wear ur hoodie while i ride ur dick
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEET
Pussy worth dying for…I guess…
Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever find someone perfect for me.
I just really want somebody to lay next to as we watch the waves crash on to the beach. Someone who loves me for all my quirks. Someone who can make me happy.
As we lay there, I lean over and give her a deep kiss, followed by "I love you"