Sometimes I Wonder If I'll Ever Find Someone Perfect For Me.
Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever find someone perfect for me.
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I feel like I overanalyze me self sometimes. I notice myself stutter and I get really self-conscious about it. I always wonder if people notice it
*barf*
a nice idea: i wake up, the love of my life is tangled up in the sheets next to me, the sun is shining, my plants are alive and i know that there’s loads of fresh fruit in our kitchen. life is good.
LISTEN THE HECK UP YOU GUYS.
AND LET ME TEACH YOU A THING ABOUT MY NEW FAVORITE CELEBRITY, BRIAN ROBERTS.
He’s the CEO of Comcast, but GET THIS: HES ACTUALLY REALLY HECKING RAD.
I know, hearing he’s a CEO of a billion dollar company immediately makes you think he’s greedy, but he actually DONATED 76000 DOLLARS TO DEMOCRATS.
YES.
DEMOCRATS.
NOT REPUBLICANS.
AND HE SUPPORTS HILLARY. JUST LIKE US.
He also supports the affordable health care act.
You know, OBAMACARE?
HE SUPPORTS OBAMACARE YOU GUYS.
And people will say, what? He’s still a rich old white guy. How is he any different from, say, Trump?
Well I say, he’s completely different from trump.
He’s not racist, homophobic, aphobic, OR a terf.
He’s just a cute bean trying to make his way in the world. He worked HARD for all his money, and works harder than any of his employees.
And he has three kids, so we know he’s also a super sweet dad.
Plus…he’s super hecking cute.
Move over markiplier, i think i just found my newest celeb crush.
SO.
HE SUPPORTS HILLARY, DONATES TO DEMOCRATS, LOVES OBAMACARE, IS HECKA CUTE, AND OWNS THE BEST CABLE COMPANY IN THE WORLD?!
SIGN ME THE FRICK UP.
Another night. Another dream about you. Why does my brain think that it'll ever be the same between us?
This is how you actually cuddle ❤️
Humble Brag~
Soooo just a bit of a humble brag, I'm high key the best employee at my job. Ya boy's got some of the highest percentages in the company and 99% of the time has the highest numbers in our store every week. Also I got $4500 dollars of toys and books donated to kids who were in seriously shitty conditions. PLUSSSS my GM is awesome and most of the people there like me. It really makes me happy when I'm surrounded by people who I can make laugh and who make me laugh.
let me wear ur hoodie while i ride ur dick
