A Nice Idea: I Wake Up, The Love Of My Life Is Tangled Up In The Sheets Next To Me, The Sun Is Shining,

Always remember to keep up with your dosages

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbA7iqJc0Bc)

Simple rope chest harness tutorial.  

I’ve never seen more effective use of fantasy animation to promote tourism [x]

Listen. I love when a cutie tries to act like they’re not a horny baby.

Like sweetie. I can see your red cheeks, I can see your thighs pressing together trying to get more friction. You’re probably thinking of me pressing you down and making a mess out of you right where we stand aren’t you? I see right through you.

Original doujinshi

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

*gay apple employee voice* “so like, you totally, like, get this from fox news? im clever”