Robert4452 - Always Improving

Also can we just talk about how amazing that is too? Like ugh

dear future partner

we gonna fuck a lot love ya

I could go on and on about why Ready Player One looks like a steaming pile but if there’s one thing that absolutely pisses me off is that in this game where you can be anything, everyone chooses to be a character like Tracer or a battletoad and nobody looks like this

Like you wanna tell me there’s nobody out there who’s just a walking abomination with the name ‘undertale_real_420’? Have you played an MMO?

Listen. I love when a cutie tries to act like they’re not a horny baby.

Like sweetie. I can see your red cheeks, I can see your thighs pressing together trying to get more friction. You’re probably thinking of me pressing you down and making a mess out of you right where we stand aren’t you? I see right through you.

Always remember to keep up with your dosages

"Off. Now."

"Yes sir"