Dear Future Partner

Always remember to keep up with your dosages

I could go on and on about why Ready Player One looks like a steaming pile but if there’s one thing that absolutely pisses me off is that in this game where you can be anything, everyone chooses to be a character like Tracer or a battletoad and nobody looks like this

Like you wanna tell me there’s nobody out there who’s just a walking abomination with the name ‘undertale_real_420’? Have you played an MMO?

I’ve never seen more effective use of fantasy animation to promote tourism [x]

I'm over you, but still, I miss those times. Especially when I feel this lonely at this point in my life.

a nice idea: i wake up, the love of my life is tangled up in the sheets next to me, the sun is shining, my plants are alive and i know that there’s loads of fresh fruit in our kitchen. life is good.

kinky as fuck but with a soft heart

let me wear ur hoodie while i ride ur dick