Kinky As Fuck But With A Soft Heart

Even though I try hard to be a better person and improve myself and be less awkward, I still fall flat on my face. Am I destined to be alone?

Always remember to keep up with your dosages

The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

a nice idea: i wake up, the love of my life is tangled up in the sheets next to me, the sun is shining, my plants are alive and i know that there’s loads of fresh fruit in our kitchen. life is good.

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbA7iqJc0Bc)

Simple rope chest harness tutorial.  

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already