Robert4452 - Always Improving

I could go on and on about why Ready Player One looks like a steaming pile but if there’s one thing that absolutely pisses me off is that in this game where you can be anything, everyone chooses to be a character like Tracer or a battletoad and nobody looks like this

Like you wanna tell me there’s nobody out there who’s just a walking abomination with the name ‘undertale_real_420’? Have you played an MMO?

a nice idea: i wake up, the love of my life is tangled up in the sheets next to me, the sun is shining, my plants are alive and i know that there’s loads of fresh fruit in our kitchen. life is good.

The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

Even though I try hard to be a better person and improve myself and be less awkward, I still fall flat on my face. Am I destined to be alone?

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Listen. I love when a cutie tries to act like they’re not a horny baby.

Like sweetie. I can see your red cheeks, I can see your thighs pressing together trying to get more friction. You’re probably thinking of me pressing you down and making a mess out of you right where we stand aren’t you? I see right through you.

This is how you actually cuddle ❤️